Heads up I do not own Naruto. Shocker right? The only thing I vaguely own is my OCs. SOOO once again I don't own Naruto and that will be the last say that. This is my first fic so flame it if you must but I would prefer constructive criticisms, thoughts on where you think the story should go, or really whatever you have to say that won't barbeque ass! Anyone interested in being a Beta just PM me.

Human/Normal summon speak "Believe it!"

Human/Normal summon thinking "Did I just say that?" (also going to be used in flashbacks)

Demon/Boss summon speak "That's embarrassing..."

Demon/Boss summon thinking "I actually kind of like that catch phrase…"

Sound effects clash, crash, ting, ding, boombox in the background

Prologue:

Konoha Gates

Konoha otherwise known as The Village Hidden In the Leaves is not a very well hidden. With its enormous wall and small city inside of said walls it's quite asinine to call it hidden at all. Though even without being hidden it still holds the title of the most powerful shinobi village. Yet even with all that power a village didn't just run on hopes and dreams leading to a long stream of merchants, nobles, and guests of assorted folk waiting to enter the village through it massive gates.

"Ugghhhhhh if we don't get in soon I am going to lose my mind!" exclaimed a young blonde haired boy as he waited in line to enter Konoha for what he guessed had to have been hours.

"We could always try back in a couple years if you'd rather wait" his companion, a large brown haired man in late teens informed him.

"Yeah right big brother I am NOT going back on my word believe it!" the blonde yelled with conviction "AAAANNNND I know the only reason you want to turn back is to go find that lightning country girl that kicked your ass- " the older teens fist being deposited on the top of the blondes head cut him off from finishing his statement.

Picking the blonde up by the back of shirt the brunette brought him up to eye level and got in his face "How about you shut your mouth before I decide to punt you over the wall…and damn it what did I tell you about yelling" growled the older teen threateningly with an ever growing tick mark on his forehead.

The blonde with his never back down attitude leaned forward (Not very far forward what with being lifted in the air by his shirt and all "Screw your yelling rule! And Why don't you just try it you giant pu- "

"-You finish that sentence and I swear by all that is holy that I will thr-"

"-ssy." finished the blonde looking smug and victorious.

A chill fell over the boy as the teens eyes were shadowed by his hair.

"Ummmm merCYYYYYYYYY-!" screamed the blonde until…

CRUNCH

…his body bone shatteringly smacked against the wall sticking in place for a moment until gravity took hold and he slid down into a boneless mess of a pile of orange, black, and yellow.

"sigh he always has to take too far doesn't he…" a small smile started to form on the brunettes face while he closed his eyes and shook his head"… maybe he's learning something after all."

"Ahhh I seem to be interrupting something a monologue …should I come back?"

Looking over his shoulder he smirked as he took in an image that would frighten most not affiliated with the Konoha. Standing on the lowest branch of a nearby try with his hands in pocket, a mask covering most his face, and his trademark eye small in his only exposed eye stood Kakashi of the sharingan.

"I'm kind of disappointed…if the old man only sends you out here to retrieve us. Who knows maybe I decided to take the kid and haul ass out of here before he makes a big mistake." answered the brunette, smirk never leaving his face in while in the presence of one the most deadly shinobi that Konoha has ever produced.

Dropping and down from his perch Kakashi lazily walked over to younger man pulling out his very worn yet still beloved copy of icha icha along the way. "For some reason I doubt that's your plan but hey, if you'd like to try it be my guest." Kakashi let out slowly making eye contact and holding it until the brunette frowned and looked away towards the slowly recovering blonde boy.

Silently both men watched as the young boy got up and started stumbling back towards them. "Even though that's what I want to do I won't…not that you don't probably already have orders to prevent me from doing so." Said the brunette eyeing Kakashi knowingly.

"I may have orders that may fit parameters like that but neither Lord Hokage or I felt that you would go against the promise you gave me six years ago making those orders unecsesarry." Kakashi replied nose now buried deep in his book.

Walking with purpose right up to the brunette the blonde poking him in the sternum gave him a piece of his mind "BIG BROTHER I SWEAR I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR AS-" until a fist was once again dropped on top of his head stunning him momentarily.

"Shut it brat we have company if you can't tell" grumbled the teen.

Shaking his head and snapping out of his daze the blonde pouted and looked up at the silver haired shinobi "Well whats he want?"

"Hmmm good question brat what is it that you're here for Cyclops? We're kinda waiting to sign in if you didn't notice."

Looking mildly irritated a the cyclops comment Kakashi took his eye off his book and glanced at the two in front of him. "Lord Hokage has asked that I escort you directly to his office once you arrived."

Walking away from the other two the blonde looked up towards the Hokage mountain, took in a huge breath, and prepared the unleash the speech he had been preparing for six years…

"GET READY KONOHA YOUR NEXT HOKAGE NARUTO UZUMAKI IS BACK BITC-"

…until the fist of his brother reminded him of the no yelling rule.

Alright that's it for now! Please review and get ready for Chapter 1:Hit The Ground Running!