How Kakashi got Team 7 to Kill-

It was another normal a in Konoha, Team 7 were doing yet another boring C-Rank mission, while Kakashi read his perverted little books and watched.

After they had completed the mission they headed to training ground 3.

"Alright you guys, I'm gonna teach you something very important to a Shinobi." Kakashi said as Sasuke and Sakura nodded.

"Come on! Spit it out already Kakashi-Sensei!" Naruto yelled earning him a smack on the head from Sakura.

"Well, what is it?" Sasuke asked causing Sakra to develop love-hearts in her eyes.

Kakashi sighed. 'He basically said the same thing.' "Okay well here it is." Kakashi said as he pulled three small bunnies out from, nowhere.

"Bunnies? C'mon Sensei what are bunnies gonna do to help us get stronger?" Naruto asked as Sasuke nodded while Sakura had developed love-hearts in her eyes... again.

"Well. You each get to have one." Kakashi said making Naruto and Sasuke sweatdrop, while Sakura squealed. "Take good care of it." Kakashi smiled as he left the bunnies on the ground and disappeared.

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TWO WEEKS LATER

Team Seven had just reached training ground 3, bringing there bunnies along as per Kakashi's orders. Naruto and Sasuke still couldn't see the point in having a bunny to help them train, but they couldn't help but love the adorable little things.

Kakashi appeared 2 hours after the three Genin, like usual, he gained the usual, you're late yell and came up with another stupid excuse.

"Alright, as I can see that you all brought you're bunnies, I want to make sure you've bonded with it like I asked, so why don't you tell me there names?"

Sakura raised her hand while Naruto and Sasuke groaned.

"Alright, Sakura go ahead." Kakashi sighed. 'Have Naruto and Sasuke even named it?'

Sakura squealed. "Well, I named my bunny Fluffy, and I think he is the most adorable little creature ever! Second only to Sasuke-kun." Kakashi sighed while Sasuke grunted.

"Alright Naruto, you go." Naruto stood. "I named mine Ramen." He sat back down.

Kakashi face palmed. 'At least he named it.' "Alright Sasuke."

"I didn't name it." Kakashi sighed 'Figures.'

"Hm, well why don't you name it... Itachi! Yes that would be a perfect name for this exorcise." Kakashi eye smiled while Sasuke twitched.

'What is this exorcise to kill the thing?' Sasuke wondered as he slowly moved his hand towards his kunai pouch.

Kakashi smiled, "Alright now, I want all of you to kill your bunnies!" Kakashi said as he narrowed his eye.

Sakura fainted, Naruto's eyes widened and Sasuke narrowed his eyes and smirked.

"Gladly!" Sasuke yelled as he pulled a Kunai from his pouch and quickly decapitated Itachi.

"Y-You can't be serious. right, Sensei?" Naruto asked.

"Naruto. Do it, kill Ramen!" Kakashi yelled. Naruto slowly pulled a Kunai from his pouch and decapitated the bunny. "Good. Now all that's left it." Kakashi motioned to the newly awakened Sakura.

"I just had the weirdest dream, Kakashi-Sensei told me to kill... Fluffy." Sakura said as she looked towards Naruto's now dead bunny and screamed.

"Kill it Sakura!" Kakashi yelled as Sakura nodded slowly.

She pulled a Kunai from her weapons pouch and gulped, as she slowly decapitated the now terrified bunny.

"Very good, well I'll see you all tomorrow." Kakashi smiled as he disappeared, leaving Naruto and Sakura to tremble and Sasuke to smirk at the now dead Bunny.

The End

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