Another beautiful day in Acme Acres. Unfortunately, it's the first day of school, which means, summer is over.
"Le sigh," Fifi la Fume sighed sadly. "School is how you say, a pain." Fifi had a bad summer vacation. She met her celebrity crush, Johnny Pew. Unfortunately, he broke Fifi's heart. So, she beat him up, and ended up being Elmyra Duff's new "kitty".
Babs and Buster had an exciting vacation. Three months straight they played water gun battle.
"Come on, admit it," said Babs. "I'm the winner."
"Nuh uh!" said Buster. "I won."
Meanwhile, the Tiny Toons head to homeroom. Buster was happy to see his mentor again.
"What's up, doc?" said Bugs.
"Had the most extreme summer of the century," said Buster. "How about you?"
"Glad you asked, Buster. I got a new girlfriend and she's gonna work here in Acme Looniversity."
"What's her name?"
"Lola Bunny."
Coincidentally, Lola Bunny enters the room. Calamity Coyote suddenly has hearts in his eyes. He's got a crush on Lola.
"Hey, Cal," said Plucky. "You okay? You look lovestrucked."
Calamity usually doesn't talk. You'll see why he doesn't want to talk later. So, he takes a piece of paper and writes a message.
"I think I'm in love."
"Good morning, everyone," said Lola. "My name is Lola Bunny. I'll be your sports and fits teacher this year."
"Cool," said everyone.
"Basketball tryouts is this Friday after school," said Lola. "Hope you can make it."
Lola notices Calamity. She smiles at him. "Who's that cute coyote?" she whispered to Bugs.
"That's Calamity Coyote. He's very shy."
Lola walks over to Calamity. "You're cute. I'm wondering if you'd be interested in coming to the gym with me and Bugs after school today."
How could he refuse? He nods yes.
"Great. See you then," said Lola as she walks out.
Calamity sighs lovingly.
"I'm telling you, Hampton, he's in love," Plucky said.
"With Lola?" asked Hampton.
"Who else?"
"Uh-oh..." said Hampton. "He's in love with a teacher. Bad news..."