We Three Clones of Coruscant Are, or The Quest of the Jedi

by DarthObsydian

This is a parody of John Henry Hopkins, Jr.'s 1857 Christmas carol "We Three Kings", also known as "We Three Kings of Orient Are" or "The Quest of the Magi". Written in 2013 and published to FanFic for the first time 2015, I hope that this helps get you into the Christmas and New Release spirit! May the Force be with you all!

"We Three Clones"

We three clones of Coruscant are

Fighting wars under the stars.

Elrood or Bespin, Endor or Meridian,

Fighting in a galaxy far… (far away).

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O Emperor of wonder, Emperor of night,

Emperor with blue lightning bright,

A Sith is leading, death proceeding,

Killing all the Jedi Knights.

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Born a King of Beasts, insane,

By his hand his family was slain,

King forever, ceasing never,

All of this he has foreseen.

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O Emperor of wonder, Emperor of night,

Emperor with blue lightning bright,

A Sith is leading, death proceeding,

Killing all the Jedi Knights.

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Ever since Darth Maul died,

The Apprentice he had was an old guy.

Vader did slaying suspicions raising

Turned to the Dark Side, deceived by a lie.

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O Emperor of wonder, Emperor of night,

Emperor with blue lightning bright,

A Sith is leading, death proceeding,

Killing all the Jedi Knights.

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Mara is mine: I like her perfume

Isard sulks in her room.

Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding dying,

Are the rebels on the forest moon.

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O Emperor of wonder, Emperor of night,

Emperor with blue lightning bright,

A Sith is leading, death proceeding,

Killing all the Jedi Knights.