Hey
Moony. Have you ever noticed that its harder to write when your hands
are freezing off?
I
don't know padfoot, is it,do I care, no, so go away wanker.
Yes
it is! Wait for an answer before you call me a Wanker all right
Moony!
Why? Its
not like I don't have proof.
About
freezing hands or wanking?
Both.
Why
aren't you taking notes?
Why
aren't you?
Because
I'll just read your's.
I'm
not taking any.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Shit.
Neh!
Shut
up!
What flavour
lip-gloss do you reckon Lily wears?
And
we care why?
Strawberry!
Wrong!
She doesn't wear lip-gloss, want to know how I know?
You
snog-raped her?
Snog-raped?
Snogging
without permission.
Makes
sense..¦I'll go with snog-raping too.
I
hate you two, is that what you think of me, having to resort to
cornering Evans and forcing my lips onto hers! She wanted to pash
me!
Love
potion.
Yep.
NO!
She said she hadn't treated me the way she should of, she said she
was sorry.
I
agree.
Really?
Yeah,
She has treated him wrong. She hasn't slapped him enough; his brain
is still working.
No
Seriously.
There is
no 'ly'at the end of my name James.
Ha,
ha ha, I'm dieing with laughter. ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL
SIRIOUSLY!
Seriously
what?
Good
throw.
OW! History
books hurt.
Duh,
James if you did anything to make Lily slap me with a towel in the
prefects bathroom for just being your friend.
Well
I was trying to get into her Dorm.
Why
do I bother?
Were
they pillow-fighting?
NO!
But Tania said Lily was all pissed at something.
You?
NO!
She said she was moping around her dorm and I wanted to see what was
wrong
More
like try and be her knight in shining armour.
Whats
wrong with that? But anyway I fell down and hit my head.
OH!
Just on this topic, did you know that the guys can get into the
chicks rooms in Ravenclaw!
NO!
WAY!
YEAH!
YOU'RE
KIDDING!
NO!
HOW
YOU KNOW THAT
I
JUST DO
WHY ARE
WE WRITING IN UPPER CASE?
I
DON¡¯T KNOW.
Lucky
Know-it-all buggers! How do you know they can?
Personal
experience.
Do
tell.
NO! MY
STORY TIME!
Fine.
So
I hit my head and Lily came down stairs and slapped me than saw I was
bleeding and helped me up. Then she supported me to the hospital wing
and she said something and then she kissed me!
What
did she say?
I
dunno, but she kissed me!
Kissed
you how?
With
her lips...
Snog,
pash, peck?
Oh,um,
in between a pash and a peck.
A
pesh?
Worm wants to
know when lunch is.
Around
lunchtime,
He
means how long till lunchtime?
About
four hours after breakfast,
In
minutes.
Four
divided by 60, no wait that's, umm¡¦
240
minutes.
HE
MEANS HOW MANY MINUTES HAVE PASSED SINCE BREAKFAST!
You
have a watch don't you.
Sirius
sat on it.
Did
not!
Did so!
Did
not!
5.
5
what?
5 girls
that want to screw you!
I
think it's a bit more than that Moony.
5
minutes till lunch you fuckwit.
Gasp
MOONY SWORED!
4.
4
What?
Minutes!
No,
Four times those girls have had their wish come true
What?
To never be bothered by you again.
Those
five girls, four times, or four girls in total?
4
in total.
He Beats
Worm, and me.
Only
4?
What do
you mean 'only'?
I
dunno, just, it's not a lot.
All
right how many have you done?
No,
Too drunk to count.
Moony,
Drunk?
Yes James,
didn¡¯t you know. Moony gets summer job's goes clubbing
gets and drunk or laid over the holidays.
Is
that meant to be a joke?
I
know that look...
MOONY
DID WHAT?
I'm
going to shut up now.
NO,
Moony talk!
Ravenclaw
get to see girls changing!
Shut
up, Moony gets drunk and goes clubbing when we're not around.
Not
clubbing, just drunk.
Why?
It
was the first lot of holidays where there wasn't a full moon.
Oh,
so you just decided to get wasted and have sex.
Why
not?
HE'S
TRYING TO STEAL MY TITLE!
Why
would I want to be an annoying arrogant pinhead?
No
I am sexy, seductive most wanted guy in hogwarts, James is charming
and sporty and your sensitive guy.
And
worm?
Who? Oh
yeah he's um.. the quiet guy.
Lily
kissed me!
Good
for you!
Hey, is it
a full moon tonight?
No.
Thankfully.
Damn.
I'm bored.
Lily
kissed you.
YES!
EEK!
What?
Lily,
note, table! Me!
Read!
EEK?
Since when does he say 'Eek'?
James,
are
you ok? How's your head, that fall looked pretty nasty, what
happened?
Look about that thing that happened. Back in the
hospital wing, I just, I mean, well you know.
-Lily
Very
informative isn't she.
I
know what?
I don't
think she meant it.
But,
but, but.
Incoming.
James,
Tania
said you were trying to get up the stairs, pervert.
But then she
said you were worried about me, which to be honest, as much as I hate
you, That's sweet, thanks. I was pissed off because Alice is dating
that frank guy, and she won't shut up. Also every one is singing that
stupid chant about me being in a tree or something, I wish people
would butt out of others lives. I'm sorry if I offended you...
actually Im not. You are a bully, you're always picking on Snape, but
I must admit it's kind of funny.
That hospital wing thing, it was
nice, I'm sorry, I hope your head feels better
-Lily
Now
she's too informative.
That
made no sense.
She
loves you.
She
does?
She said the
kiss was nice.
A
kiss can be nice, but still unmeant.
No
it can't.
Yes
it can.
No
it can't.
Yes it
can.
No it can't.
It
can, watch.
PADFOOT
THAT'S DISGUSTING!James,
Tell
Remus and Sirius that unless they like there body parts where they
are they probly shouldn't do that in rooms full of girls(
btw...HOT)
- Tania.That
chick is hot. What was that about?
Probly
had something to do with you PASHING ME!
Sorry.
I was just trying to prove a point
Moony
I'm out of books to chuck, can I borrow one of your's?
NO
NOT MY HEAD!
Relax
the bells about to go. we'll just cover your hair in pie at
lunch.
Yes, then I
shall comb your's.
Do
you think if we dropped Snape in the lake we might suffocate the
giant squid in grease?
Let's
see shall we?
It
was a question, not an idea.
But
it could be both...
Oh
crud