Good Goddesses
Ch 1: Undercover
Uni is in a car, at the drivers seat, she starts talking in a walkie talkie. "No sign of the perp." She said.
"Keep your eyes peeled Uni." Nepgear said, in her walkie talkie, in another car.
"You know, that's a weird word perp." Uni said.
"Perp?"
"Yeah. It's like when you run your dishwater and your plates are covered In gunk. And you're like: these dishes are covered in perp damnit!
"Or like when you have to many beers and nachos the night before and you wake up in the morning and you're like: Man! I got the perps!" Nepgear said and drinks her drink. She spits it out the window. "Yuck! Coffee!" Nepgear throws it away.
"What does it even mean?" Uni asks.
"Perp?"
"Yeah."
"It's Latin. Comes from the word papyrus, it means: Scumbag!" Nepgear answers.
"I love it when you talk smart." Uni replied back.
"She said to keep your eyes peeled." Said someone in the back seat. Uni draws her gun out and turns around to the face the girl. The girl aims her gun at Uni in response. "Whoa!...Detective Uzume."
"You look like hell." Uni told her.
"I'm undercover." Uzume replies back.
"Who's talking over there?" Nepgear asks.
"No one. It's just Uz-"
"Undercover." Uzume whispers.
"It's just some Goddess I'd never met before in my entire life." Uni told Nepgear.
"Well you tell that Goddess you'd never met before that I miss her. And everytime I pull out my Nep Gun or Nep Sword and Unload on some perp...I'm thinking of her." Nepgear responsed. Something moves on the bushes.
"It's go time! Let's do this!" Uni got pumped.
"Let's get this old hag!" Nepgear says and gets out of her car, which happened to be parked in front of Uni's car. Uzume stayed inside Uni's car and was chewing gum.
"I'll flank her on the right!" Nepgear said.
"Ok Ok! I'll be in the bushes!" Uni said.
"Wait I see her! Take the shot!" Nepgear told Uni.
"I don't know if I got a clear shot!" Uni argues back.
"TAKE THE SHOT!" Nepgear shouts and Uni shoots. "AHHHHH!" Nepgear screams. The two rush into Uni's car.
"I can't believe we lost her! And I feel really bad about shooting you in the heart Nepgear, I'm so sorry!" Uni cried.
Nepgear touches Uni's shoulder and looked at her. "Don't you ever apologize for doing your job. You're a good Goddess dammit...and besides...it's really dark out there." Nepgear leans by the door and looks out the window, resting.
"Where were you Uzume! We needed you out there!" Uni looks at Uzume, glaring.
"I told you I'm!...Ahhhh...undercover." Uzume sighed and smiled. A boy comes up and wipes his mouth off.
"That'll be 50 credits Uzu~" said the teen boy.
Uzume looks at him, removing her sunglasses. "You...are under arrest."
Uni and Nepgear do a fist bump together and release it..."Kablamo." Uni said.
End of chapter 1!