One day cloud and tifa was in the slums and it was raining. Tifa's massive gelatinous boobs were so big they were huge. She used them as an umbrella to block out the rain. They ran into the seventh heaven. But when they got inside... BARRAT WAS HAVING SEX WITH AERIS GOST! Aeris moaned (both cuz she was sex and having a ghost).

"You can't have sex with that ghost!" Cloud shooted, pointing objection at Barret,

"Why THE HELL NOT" Barret bellowed.

"Because she is... EVIL!" Clown explained. Everyone gassed and turned around to Aeris.

"Now that you have found out my deepest darkest secret" aeris moaned"im going to have to KILL U!"

Then aerist pulled out a rocket launcher and pointed it at clod. "NO AERIS NO" tifa screamed and she jumped in front of the rocket and it exploded but her chest was so huge it acted like a cushion and she survived the impact!

"No! That was my only rocket!" Aeris wailed.

"Hahahah" Cloud laughed "It looks like the tables have been turned on you!" Then cloud got on his moterbike and drove away! The music played when they were escaping from hobos lab played in the back ground.

"Oh no you don't!" Aeris shouted and then she summoned metor and got on top of it and began drive it!

"Cling cling cling" went clod and meteor as they fraught. Some shinra shoulders tried to cum but they was too fat. Suddenly the rode ended and loud and easier went off a ramp that went like throught 100 feet in the air and landed on Yuffie and she got deaded But everyone was happy because she was a bitch and nobody liked her!

They landed in sector 13 where the mako reactor was reacting. Aeris drove right into the life stream and there was a huge explosion and cloud had to outrun faster than the explosion!

When he got back to the seventh heaven barret was doing BAD THINGS with yuffies ZOMBIE.

"shit dawg get the fuck out!" said Barrette.

"NO TIME" said cloud screamed "LOOK UP THERE!" He pointed up at the sky where it was raining and there was easier but now she was in her final boss form...as a ghost!

"Booo!" said Aeris and she came down and made cloud angrier!

"Im going to get you ghost!" cloud exclaimed. Then he got on his phone and dailed the turkeys. The number was 666-6666 because the reno was sexy! (Geddit? Six? Sex?)

"What is that" said the reno to cloud on the other end of the phone.

"Aeris is back and she is EVIL goat now!" cloud explained.

"WHAT" Reno derped.

"BUT YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE!" Cloud roared into the receiver where reno was on the other end where he was listening!

"BUT WUT IF SHE EATS ME?" Reno cried.

"She won't eat you..." cloud said "because...I AM AERIST GOST!"

Gasp! Plot twist! I bet you guys didn't see that one cuming!