By yumeneko
Disclaimer: Saiyuki does not belong to me, thank you very much. If it did, I'd be screwing the whole thing up. Azrael, Macabre, Hibiemi, Sakura, Kenji, Mejiro and Quietus belong me to me alone.
Here's a short background on the OC…
Azrael: The Grim Reaper. Appears in Never Eternal.
Macabre: Head Necromancer. Appears in Never Eternal with Azrael. They make a wonderful couple… don't they?
Hoshizora Hibiemi: This is my favorite OC here… The innocent AU sister of Hakkai Hoshizora (Take note, Hoshizora is different from either Gono or Cho Hakkai. But is the same person over and over again…) Appears in Warau Kisetsu.
Hitomi Sakura: The innocent girl with a demonic alter ego. Appears in Blossoms Of Blood and Blossoms Of Blood 2
Hitomi Kenji: Sakura's brother. Appears in the same titles as Sakura.
Kai Mejiro: A doctor who appears in Get A Cold, Get A Life
Quietus: The antagonist of Never Eternal.
"Argh…" Hibiemi plopped down on the sofa after the final chapter of Warau Kisetsu, "Next time, I hope the fake blood won't linger on my shirt too long…"
"Removing the fake blood on my shirts was harder! Those were silk! I repeat, SILK!!" Hakkai came in with a bottle of water.
"You can stop acting like Hoshizora now, Hakkai…" Sanzo walked in, his heavy robes removed leaving the jeans and the black turtleneck on him.
"Sou desu…" Hakkai smiled, "Have you seen Quietus? He's been wearing the contacts wrong…"
"I know, I know…" Hibiemi sunk deeper into the sofa, "I could see the purples of his eyes…"
Quietus then entered, slamming the door into the wall.
"Ah! That was so imperfect! I want a rewrite!" Quietus growled, his purple eyes flashing.
"Quiet down… It was just the contacts… Nothing that bad…" Sanzo huffed, "Hey, Hibi-chan, could you hand me the cigarettes?"
"Never." Hibiemi picked up the cigarettes and walked out of the room.
"Damn." Sanzo slapped his forehead, "Why the hell does she keep on doing that?!"
Hakkai scratched his head, "I believe it's because she's concerned about everyone's health… Or maybe since she's asthmatic…"
"You've got a point there…" Sanzo nodded, "Can anyone go get the cigarettes from her?"
"Do it yourself!" Quietus huffed.
"Stuck-up Hakkai impostors…" Sanzo growled as he walked out in search of Hibiemi and the lost cigarettes before they become the 20th pack she throws out that week.
"Ja… Quietus-san… About your acting in Never Eternal, you do a great job of being evil! I bet you scared Sanzo good!" Hakkai giggled, "What if I did play your part?"
"Try it…" Quietus handed his script to Hakkai.
Hakkai cleared his voice out and recited the lines, "Oh no... You wouldn't want to kill me, would you? Of course..."
After a while, Quietus shook his head and criticized, "No no no no no… You have to sound as if you're pleading… Not as if you're making it a joke…" So Hakkai recited the lines again, this time, Quietus gave his approval.
"So, would a beautiful Grim Reaper like you take a handsome soul with you tonight?" Gojyo attempted to charm Azrael. The brunette reaper flipped her long hair behind her.
"Sorry, Gojyo-san… I've got a date with Macabre tonight…" She grinned.
"NO FAIR!! He's always got you!" Gojyo whined.
"Well then, he isn't a playboy like you are!" Azrael laughed.
"Pleeeeese, Azra!!" Gojyo pleaded, "Just for one night!!"
"Okay… But I'll have to ask Macabre first…" Azrael replied. But before she decided to go to Macabre, she spun around and scolded Gojyo, "Gojyo! I thought you had the hots for Sakura and Mejiro! Not to mention there was a rumor that you, Sanzo and Hakkai went on a threesome romp in Warau Kisetsu!"
"Aww! Azra! The script called for that! And besides that, pink and blue hair don't appeal to me anymore…" Gojyo whined once more.
"Hmph! Go find those girls again or better yet, since you like brunettes like me so much, so find Hakkai or Hibiemi! I'm going to Macabre now! Ja!" The reaper walked away. But once again, before she disappeared, she yelled at Gojyo one last time, "By the way, Sakura's a brunette!! The pink-haired one you were talking about was Lilith!"
"Oh yeah… Lilith the…" Before Gojyo could finish his sentence, Azrael was long gone, "demon…"
"Lemme guess… The fourth time she turned you down, ei?" Gojyo turned to see Hibiemi with Sanzo's cigarettes in one hand.
"Hey! You've got his cigarettes for the 20th time in a row!" Gojyo said gleefully, "Why don't you give them to me?"
"Never…" Hibiemi smiled as she dropped the cigarettes to the floor. Before Gojyo could reach them, she stomped on them with one leather-shoed foot and destroyed them.
"NOOOOO!! THAT WAS THE 20th PACK YOU'VE DESTROYED THIS WEEK!!" Gojyo cried.
"Then why don't you stop smoking them?" Hibiemi snatched the cigarettes in Gojyo's pocket and threw them to the nearest wastebasket.
"Crazy health-freaks…" Gojyo sighed as Hibiemi left whistling.
"Konichiwa, Gojyo-san!" Sakura came in with her naginata uniform, "Are you doing anything tonight?"
"I'm saved by a brunette angel! Saa… What do you wanna do today, Sakura?" Gojyo flirted with the innocent 16-year old.
"Ehh… Hmm… What about a snack at the nearby café? I'm tired from today's dying scene…" Sakura thoughtfully tapped her chin.
"Waitaminute! How come most of you OCs here die in the story!?" Gojyo complained.
"No big… Just for dramatics…" Hibiemi passed by with Sanzo's gun in one hand, "I like my dying scene… It's gooooood…"
Off screen, a gunshot is heard and so is Goku's war cry of, "Oi! Hibiemi shot herself again!!" replied by Sanzo's, "Urusai, bakazarou!! She didn't kill herself! It's just fake! Waitaminute… THAT'S MY GUN!!"
"Of course, it's your gun, bouzou… No one else in this studio carries a gun… And besides that, I was asked to test out this new fake blood formula." Hibiemi grinned as she came on screen once more with her shirt covered in fake blood.
"Hey, guys! I just bought this new gun at the gun shop!" Kenji entered the scene enthusiastically with a brand-new gun in hand.
"Okay… Hibi-chan… You can stop using my gun now…" Sanzo snatched his gun from the young brunette, "Use his instead…"
"Selfish bouzou… That's it! I'm out for revenge!! Where's the 21st pack of cigarettes!!" Hibiemi stomped away.
"Temper, temper…" Kenji tisked.