ZELDA DOES NOT BELONG TO ME AND NEITHER DO ANY OF THE CHARACTERS.
The Legend of the Boy
A legend exists of a boy with a sword
Of a demon and dragon and world to behold
No wait, 'twas no demon or dragon at all
A confusing enigma was yet to befall
So okay let's start over with the boy and the sword
And the wonderful fate that only he could afford
Lets move forward shall we, if time will permit
To speak of his green tunic that did not want to fit
As he hustled and bustled to make it slide on
This gave Ganandorf plenty of time to respawn
And to gather an army of tremendous force
As the boy fixed his blonde hair and cleaned up his horse
And as Ganandorf spread his evil through the land
The boy gave Hyrule somewhat of a helping hand
From the chickens at Lon Lon to the collecting of Poes
To the visiting of Dampe and the songs that slayed foes
This tired boy angry finally traveled through time
By stealing the sword which clearly spelled crime
And the tunic grew with him or he stretched it too far
And this constricting of blood made him search for a bar
But the only damn bar he could find in the place
Served milk in mugs and he found it a waste
Instead he went in search of the princess in pink
But not before running back in for a drink
Feeling a buzz that only milk could offer
He felt so much bigger and stronger and buffer
He confronted Ganandorf with sword and shield
In the beautiful rose, tulip, and poppy fields
But agreeing together that it seemed quite obscene
And not fitting their characters or the actiony scene
They both walked together to a fiery chasm
But not before Ganandorf had a leg spasm
Link not wanting to cheat helped the dude out
Who was helplessly crying and wanting to shout
When everything seemed to be quite all right
That's really when they started to fight
And the hero in green slayed the villain in black
With a spellbound light sworded one stab attack
Sealed was the poor fellow in a dimension unknown
And the princess returned to her big lovely throne
And the boy returned through time back home
Then the stupid fairy left him all alone
So he quickly ran back to bed in a hurry
But he fell from the tree and the memory's now blurry
