Disclaimer: I don't own it. Surprise surprise.
A prologue by Saiki.
Psychic powers. They make the impossible possible. With psychic powers, spoons can be bent, thoughts can be read, anything is possible.
But unfortunately, they aren't real.
Everyone knows this.
They only exist in movie and books.
But, as you know, that's not quite true anymore.
16 years ago an ordinary couple gave birth to a baby boy, who was anything but ordinary, and also happened to be me.
When I was 14 days old, I started talking. Without moving my mouth.
Anyway, if you've watched the anime or read the manga, you know all about me, and if you haven't, well, I have no idea what you're doing here. You know what comes next. My psychic powers turn to not be so convenient, and I have a bunch of annoyances following me around 24/7.
Or at least that's how the anime and manga go.
However, this is a fanfiction, and if it perfectly followed the anime or manga, it wouldn't be very interesting, would it?
So, the author of this, after watching my anime, decided to write something that would never happen in real life and is completely unrealistic. I would never do this. It would never happen. It couldn't ever happen. I would not allow it to happen.
But, unfortunately, this is a fanfiction written by someone who does not care what I would or would not do.
I hope you sick bastards enjoy my suffering.