Hey this is my Alice one-shot, I laughed pretty hard at this one, and it is inappropriate in some parts so it's rated M. Enjoy!
Alice's fun day in class
Today I decided to have some fun in class, and the outcome of that would be detention, but it would be worth it.
I walked into class with Jasper on my heals. I sat down on Jasper's lap like usual, and ten minutes later I decided to start.
Jasper's hands were on the table working on his work, and I yelled-loud enough for all the humans to hear- "Jasper stop poking me!" He through his hands up in surrender, and I continued, "Hey! How are you doing that without your hands?" I exclaimed and Jasper looked mortified. I pretended it dawned on me, "Oh gross Jazz!"
The teacher came up to us and said "Um, Jasper, go take c-care of that w-will you?" By that time is no one was laughing they surely were now.
"Yes, sir." Jasper said and I decided to embarrass us more by saying, "Can I accompany him? We do it all the time, if it's not a bother,"