Blame Debby Ryan for this- She's been listening to it and tweeting it on twitter, and I couldnt resist :) After Max, but Before Fang. (I havent read any books after Saving the world and other extreme sports, because The schoo, libarary diddnt have it, and i havent had time to go to the public one. Grr.)
I OWN NOTHING. Done.
(Max POV.)
It was a week after mom bought Gazzy a "Veggie Tales" Tape. And Guess which one? You geussed it. The water buffalo one. The boy's watched it a million times. And whats worse? He mimics it. All the time. I'm about to throw that tape out the window.
"Without further ado..Silly songs..With 's Gazzy. Everbodie's got a water buffalo...Your's is fast, but mine is slow..." He sang one night at the dinner table.
I glanced at Fang, who was covering his ears. Iggy was singing along, obiously he had the song stuck in his head. Angel was ignoring it, talking to Ella. Nugde, well, was being Nugde, blabbering to my mom about something she saw on t.v.
"Where we get them I dont know, everybodie's got a water ..."
I twitched. "Gazzy- when do you not have a water buffalo?" I asked, in a annoyed tone.
He ignored me. "I took my water buffalo to the store,got his head stuck in the door..."
Fang was obiously ticked. "Gazzy, can you, um, I dont know, shut it?"
Gazzy shook his head. "Spilt some limabeans on the floor.."
Nugde tried. "Gazzy. Shut."
"STOP!STOP RIGHT THIS INSTANT!WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR'E DOING?" Gazzy Mimiced. "You cant say everybodies got a water buffalo, and everyone does not have a water buffalo!We're going to get nasty letters saying "wheres my water buffalo, why don't I have a water buffalo?" and are you prepared to deal with that I dont think so!SO STOP BEING SO SILLY!"
We groaned.
"This has been silly songs, with Gazzy. Tune in next time to hear Gazzy Sing-"
"GAZZY!" We all yelled.
"Everybodies got a baby kangeroo, your's is pink and mine is blue."
"OHHHHHH." Iggy yelled, running out the room.