I was a good friend of Joey from the critically acclaimed YouTube channel, Joey's world tour. Ever since we were little kids he would tell me which restaurants were good and bad, which ones had the most succulent flavors, and which ones were "Mc. Whining" as he would call it. Some would even say it was love. Joey didn't feel the same but I was sure it would happen. It isn't the greatest though, I have to deal with cleaning up many hamburgers after Joey would have one his "Mc. Tantrums" as he'd call it. Also I have to deal with many scoldings whenever I go to restaurants that are not up to Joey's grade of quality. The big sign,the 0 to 10. Every review he makes he writes down the score of the item. If the place has a low average rating then he'll scold me for it. Aside from those slight flaws he's actually a really lovable person. But one day he went over the edge. It was just a normal day, Joey came back from making another review. He was fatter than ever. So fat his chest was jiggling violently whenever he walked. God, I wanted a piece of that. He walked to his room and I tip toed after him. I kept on hiding to see if he was looking. Luckily he never looked backed. He got to his room and to my confusion he lifted up his bed. I whispered aloud "maybe he forgot something under his bed?" But to my amasment he started walking down! When his giant body was out of the way I saw a staircase leading down! I had to figure out where it went! I tip toed down the staircase and found a place to hide. It was a giant room! Inside was what looked to be the U.S.S enterprise! For now, I just believed it was a life size model. That theory was completely debunked when the ramp landed down on the ground slowly. The thing that came afterwards was something I would never expect. What walked out from the enterprise was Fat Albert (the one from the 2004, live action movie) I couldn't believe my eyes! Joey gave a huge kiss on Albert's lips. I was heartbroken. They both walked in the enterprise. The ramp lifted back up and the back of the room opened up reveling the empty vastness of space. I jumped up and started a bolt toward the enterprise but it was too late,it jumped to hyper speed before I could get close enough for them to hear me. I walked back up the stairs. I left a note for Joey saying "thanks for all the secrets you kept from me" and left never to return again. To this day no one believes my story but I saw it in person and I will never forget it