A/N: Hi... I got bored, okay?! Don't judge me.
Roach and Luke were staying with the Ghosts while the rest of the 141 went on a mission. Roach hadn't been able to come because he had a broken right wrist and was unable to shoot.
He was sad about Ghost going away with the rest of the team and Luke had been bored in Virginia anyways, so he'd decided to come visit.
The Ghosts were sitting in the rec room with Luke, discussing Roach's rebellious streak. Said person was currently skipping around base somewhere. He had had a huge cup of coffee that morning and was full of energy.
"So... does Roach ever listen to you?" Logan asked curiously.
Luke laughed.
"Most of the time, no. But reverse psychology works surprisingly well."
"Seriously?"
"Yeah, watch. Roach! Sweetie, come here for a minute!"
About a minute later, Roach bounced into the room with a grin. Riley, who had been running along behind him, barked and jumped into Logan's lap. Roach ran right over to Luke and kissed him on the nose, handing him a bottle of chocolate milk.
"Here's some chocolate milllk~" He sang, hopping up and down.
Luke smiled and took a sip.
"Thanks... but where'd you get this?"
Roach's smile widened and he pointed to the door.
"I ran to the store with Riley and got it! It was fun!"
"The store? Off base? That's like 2 miles away... You could've taken a car you know." Hesh laughed.
He nodded happily.
"Running was more fun. What did you want, Lulu?"
"I- hey! Don't call me that!" He replied with a scowl.
He giggled and said, "You know you love me."
"I do. Sometimes."
"Rude."
"Anyways," he said, putting an arm around Roach's neck and pointing to the whiteboard on the wall with writing all over it, "You see that whiteboard?"
"Yeah..."
"Take a good look at it."
He did so and shrugged.
"Don't you dare erase it, alright?"
"Uhh..."
"Don't do it."
He stood there staring at it for exactly five seconds before bolting over to it, grabbing the eraser, and erasing the whole board. Everyone started laughing. Keegan shook his head.
"You just had to do that, didn't you?" He chuckled.
"Well... he told me not to." He defended, pointing at Luke.
He turned to the others.
"You see what I mean?" He laughed.
"Yes. That's awesome." Merrick said.
Roach just looked confused.
"It's... awesome that I erased the board?" He asked, pointing at it.
"Yup. It's amazing." Hesh sighed with a smirk.
"What-"
"Check this out, it works the other way too." Luke interrupted.
Roach waved his good hand around in annoyance.
"What works the other-"
"Roach! Go to the mess hall."
"No." He replied immediately.
"See! I told you guys!"
"You told them what?!" Roach asked exasperatedly.
He bounced up and down anxiously and spun in circles. Luke made a mental note not to give him any more coffee.
"That you don't listen to me and you're mean."
He pouted.
"But I bought you chocolate milk..."
"I swear... you two are the weirdest people ever." Merrick grumbled.
"That's only because you haven't seen him and Mark together yet. When you do, you'll never think I'm weird again." Luke laughed.
Roach snatched the chocolate milk from him with his good hand and took a few sips.
"Heeey! That's mine!"
"Not anymore! You called me mean. So now it's mine!" He retorted defiantly, sticking his tongue out at him.
He took another swig from the bottle and left the room, Riley prancing along behind him.
Luke pouted and traced an imaginary tear down his cheek.
"Meeean..."
A/N: Lol... I know that was SUPER random. But the thought just popped into my head and demanded to be written. I hope you enjoyed it! Please review~ ^-^