Okay, this is a collection of nursery rhymes I came up with when I was reeeeeeally really really hyper! So enjoy, and feel free to sing along!
Oh, and if you don't like reading rhymes about random characters dying in strange and random ways, don't read this.
Tingle Tingle Koo lim-pa! (twinkle twinkle little star)
Tingle tingle koo lim-pa
I stole magic words hoorah!
Now I'm floating in the sky
I think I am gonna die
Tingle tingle come around
And tell me how to get down!
Before I go all insane
And put you in painful pain
Tingle tingle koo lim-pa
I stole magic words hoorah!
Snotboy Had a Little Pig (mary had a little lamb)
Snotboy had a liitle pig
Little pig
Little pig
Snotboy had a little pig who's skin was pink as pink
It needed to have a name
Have a name
Have a name
It needed to have a name
So he named his pig Link
Then the pig got very fat
Very fat
Very fat
Then the pig got very fat
And mad Snotboy got
When he saw it simmering
Simmering
Simmering
When he saw it simmering
In a cooking pot
The tragic death of Prince Komali (Humpty dumpty)
Prince Komali sat on a wall
Got pushed by Medli and had a big fall
And though they found all of his feathers
They could not put Komali back together
POP Goes the Bombchu (pop goes the weasel)
Round and round the little mouse goes
Gets mad when he sees you
Run up to you and then KABOOM
POP goes the bombchu
Now you know cuteness doesn't count
Only the gunpowder amount
The bigger the bomb the bigger the sound
POP goes the bombchu
Hickory Hickory Dee (hickory dickory dock)
Hickory dickory dee
I stepped on a Picori
If it happened to you
You'd have guts on your shoe
Hickory Dickory Dee
Walls Around the Clocktown (ring around the rosie)
Walls around the clock town
The moon is gonna fall down
Ding dong
Ding dong
And we're all DEAD!
Oh When the Gorons (oh when the saints)
Oh when the gorons
Start rolling down
Oh when they all start rolling down
Oh my god skull kid put a mine in their racecourse
And they all got blown to town!
Oh My Name is Ganon (itsy bitsy spider)
Oh my name is Ganon
I like to chop off heads
Of the intruders
Before I go to bed
Then I pick up my toys
My swords and knives and axes
And I kill all the villagers
Who didn't pay their taxes!
Okay, that's all the poems for now, I've ran out of nursery rhymes… But if you name some in a review, I might be persuaded to write another chapter of senseless dying and not recommended for children NUSERY RHYMES! Bwahaha… so yeah please review!