ok so yah this might have lots of typos i was almost half a sleep when i wrote why i dont know any i had this random idea of loki at comicon so my friends and i just had to make it funny! i hope you enjoy!

Loki's POV

I had heard of this mortal Loki look alike contest at a place called ComicCon. And so I had to be there after all I am THE LOKI ODINSON and no one can look like me other than well...me.

When I had gotten there the large building was crowded with mortals in costumes some had looked like brave warriors, and some like snakes, and what looked like mermaids? and many others but what was the most disturbing thing is the crowd of females in hundreds coming at me like a wolf to wounded pray. I started running for my life yelling at Heimdall to take me back to Asgard but I think he had only found it amusing.

Since the Midgardians had made 'movies' about me and my brother Thor's life we can never go down to Midgard.

As I was running through the line of what mortals called 'booths', I took a turn to the left and then a dash at a right that's when I had found the look a like contest and so I hid in the group as the mortal announcer had started to call up the wanna be Loki's. I was next to a large harry man dressed in green, with a tinfoil helmet some what like my golden helmet that had horns curving to the back of my head. As I was next hoping the hundreds of my fangirls would not see me, the tall buff guard with a black tee-shirt on put his arm in front of me saying "your not on the list buddy step a way from the line"I had told him "I am an Asgardin god and you dare tell me what to do?" I had wanted to hide from those horrifying fangirls the guard just said "that's what they all say now move a way" the guard said in a deep tone " I am no pretend mortal I am LOKI ODINSON if you don't like it. I shall throw you in the dungeon for eternity" I had snapped then I thought ok ill just use magic and mind control him before those fangirls find me again.

LOKIS FAN GIRLS! POV

we couldn't find where he was? no where... "I just wanted a hug, well I wanted him to be my cat for a day, girls I want him to marry me so back off!" But...but..but.. I SAID IT BACK OFF!

Loki's POV

Odins beard I think you are now vary cuopertive my friend hehe I have all ways loved that spell now to go and win what ever that prize is...

ha! Brilliant Loki brilliant! I love this idea. I have now made sure those evil girls were not going to find me now.

LOKIS FANGIRLS!POV

a dragon AAAAAAAAA we are going to die! I haven't hugged Loki yet, is that tears girls its a fake ilusion see I'm... not going through it... run!

Loki's POV

ha! That will keep them busy now as I walk up to win my prize...

moments later...

" SECOND PLACE?, SECOND PLACE? Fools I'm a god for crying out loud, and not just a god the GOD!" I yelled I'm guessing this Midgardian person is supposed to be me? all I could do was stare at the card board cutout of some random person named Tom Hiddleston.

What prize is second place any way!? I asked myself.

Ok so now I get a letter lets see what is in side WHAT IN THE NAME OF MIDGARD! I get an army of fangirls! its not like I did not already have those, I rolled my eyes.

Wait Loki think what you can do with an army of fangirls you could take over Midgard oh how I love my insane thoughts.

Loki: review or I see that my army of fan girls comes after you.