captr 1: r dey gay!

drak n josh were alwais togatha. every1 thot dey wer gay. hey drak weres ur bf? ppl wud lways say wen dreke wuz alon. HES NOT MI BF drake wud shout. sum1 usd photoshop 2 mak a vid of drek kissin josh. dey put it on u-tube! every1 saw it n laffed.

captr 2: laffing stok

dreka and josh becam laffing stok of hole skewl. no1 tuk dem sersly. drake wuz nt poplur ne mor. no grl wud go out wit him. he wuz sad. josh wuz usd 2 it tho. he wuz l ways bullyed. but drek was sad. he wuz rly madd too! Y WUD U DO DIS TO MEEEEEEEE he shoted to hoowver put da vid on u-tube.

captr 3: da bigg endig

drek sed 2 johs: "THIS IS YOUR FAULT! If YOUR Dad hadn't married MY mom, none of this would have happened!"
den josh sed: "Wait a minute, did that sentence have correct spelling and grammar?"
nd den drek replyd: "Yeah, dude, I think it did."
josh den sed: "Wait, since when did the author of this fanfiction have good spelling and grammar? And how come he's still misspelling things outside of the quotation marks?"
u talkin 2 me josh?
"Yeah. If you can spell our dialog correctly, then how come you still have terrible spelling other than that?"
o gee idk. i probbly shud st0p talkin lyk dis. Is this better?
"A lot better."
Cool. Next time, no breaking the fourth wall, okay?
"I thought it was only called 'breaking the fourth wall' if we were on TV, and I was talking to the camera."
I think this still counts as breaking the fourth wall, Josh.
"I don't think so. I'm an actor, so I should know."
Google it. It will say that I am right.
"No, it'll say that I'M right!"
Oh really? You wanna bet?
"You're so on! MEGAN!"
What are you calling her for?
"To write a contract."
Oh yeah. Hey, do you and Drake wanna go with me to get some tacos later?
"Sorry, man, I can't. I'm just a fictional character. I'm just a figment of your imagination."
Oh yeah :/
"What's the matter? Have no friends in real life?"
I have plenty of friends! More than you!
"Oh yeah? I bet they're not really your friends! I bet they're just using you and they actually hate you."
Wow, Josh, since when were you so mean?
"I don't know, dude. Wow, I was being a jerk, wasn't I? Sorry."
That's okay c:
"Hey, you know it's not actually possible to edit a video in Photoshop, right?"
Yeah…

The End c: