Children Are Evil

by Zero-sensei

How can you not love them when they're trying to lodge Lincoln Logs into your cranium? Well, Riku is one of those people who hates children, even though his family owns a highly respected daycare. He only helps out just to see a certain brunet man who comes to pick up his little twin nightmares. But can two little demons stand between Riku and a hot date?

1. Chapter 1

I do not own Kingdom Hearts except on Playstation, whose franchise I do not own. I also do not own Final Fantasy or Disney.

There he was. His brown wild hair. Those brilliant, sky blue eyes. That deliciously tanned skin that just was begging to be touched. Riku couldn't help but stare at such a creature. But if his vision zoomed out, he'd see a pair of little blond demons dancing at his beloved angel's feet. Oh how he despised those tiny, walking disasters. They'd scream and yell, and pull at his hair every time they got close enough. How he wanted to wrap his hands around their delicate necks and snap them in two. If he could do that, his life would be a lot better. But he couldn't because that would ruin his chances of getting any sort of date except for one in court. There were only a select few of children that could get under his skin, but those two took the cake above the rest. They'd only been coming to the daycare on the weekends for two weeks, and he already can't stand them. So far they teamed up and tripped him using yarn they had pulled off puppet that had served for hair, cut off pieces of his pants when he didn't notice to use in arts and crafts, and had gotten clay and paint in his hair which took forever to get out. Need there be more said?

The two devils went by the names Ventus and Roxas. The two both had very similar personalities, however Roxas showed more attitude when he wanted. Other than that, the two were practically unidentifiable from each other. Only at the age of seven have they mastered the art of deception. When any worker other than Riku was around they acted as regular children. Otherwise they ran rampant and wild to the point of ruin and destruction. Riku dare not report such behavior or he'd risk ever getting close to their father. He dreams of the day those brats would be forced to listen to him.

Riku slowly drifted out of his fantasies of making out with the mussed hair angel in favor of watching his perfect ass walk away. His view was caught by the blond nightmares glaring at him menacingly. Simultaneously, they flipped him the bird behind their father's back. If someone looked at Riku, they could have probably sworn they saw a live storm cloud.

"I'll fix you little pricks,"Riku bit out. "One day, I'll give you two a piece of my mind."