THE STORY OF PEEPS AND DUDES
So you know, one day Louis was not in a zombie apocalypse. Louis was suffering from cancer and it was pretty bad. To help with solving the cancers, he took some pills every hour on the hour. But on Tuesday, October 32nd, HE DIDN'T TAKE HIS CANCER AT ALL. I mean pills. OK sure, he didn't take his cancer. The next day, he was cured of the cancer. He peered onto the label, spotting that next to PHARMACEUTICAL PILLS, there was a word he'd never noticed on there. On the label, in parenthesis, was...
CANCER.
His whole life, he had been taking the cancer! HE PROBABLY NEVER HAD CANCER TO BEGIN WITH! Louis wanted sweet revenge on the pharmacy, so he grabbed his cellphone.
"Hey John!" Louis said. John said back, "Hey Louis!" Louis asked him if he could blow up all the pharmacies in America. John accepted this offer, and quicker than you could say "Every word in the English dictionary," the boy was ringing the doorbell.
Louis answered the door, to hands showcasing a couple of C4 charges. "Why the heck did you lock these up in a glass box?" Louis queried. John excused himself by saying he stole them from an explosives museum. "JUST NOW?" Louis shouted. The police could easily hear this because Louis and John lived on opposite sides of the local police headquarters. Of course, the police had all died from the zombie apocalypse 5 years ago so they couldn't actually DO anything. So, at some point, the two opened up the box and bee-lined to every pharmacy.
Louis and John took half the C4s and placed them around all the pharmacies in the Union. Louis couldn't believe what he was about to do. The entire US would be without it's over-the-counter drugs.
He pushed the button.