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A/N this is my first fan fic and I'm just learning I think I weeded out all the spelling mistakes but who knows? now on with the story read and enjoy.
Sass Mayhew was 11 years, old had too many freckles and dark brown hair. She also had a Sister called
Zoe and a brother called David. There was suddenly a loud knock on the window and Sass jumped.
Knocking very ferociously on the window was a
large
irritated looking tawny owl. Sass leaped up and let it in. It dropped a letter on the floor ruffled its feathers importantly
and flew off. Sass tore open the letter (which was strangely like parchment)
and read
Dear Miss S. Mayhew,
I am glad to offer you a place at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. The time for departure is 11 o'clock on the
1st of September, from Kings Cross station platform 93/4. Enclosed is a
list of all your school supplies. We await your owl by no later than the 30th of August. Mcgonnagall
Prof. M. Mcgonnagall
"mum, mum look I'm a witch!!!" yelled Sass
"what? oh" said Mrs Mayhew not in the least bit surprised to find her daughter was a
witch.
"why aren't you surprised?" asked Sass
" well your aunt... Aunt Sarah the one that looks like you well she's a witch your great Aunt Joan she was we've accumulated
allot of magical blood over the years" said her mum said "I always envied them going off
to Hogwarts coming back with frogs spawn and tails of many a well pulled prank." she stopped seeing her daughters face. "What?" she asked.
"frogs spawn mum that is gross!!" Sass exclaimed.
"I suppose so. Honey" her mum yelled "we've got another one"
"shouldn't we phone Sarah she'll tell us what to do." said Sass's dad coming down stairs in his dressing gown.
" I'll do it" Sass volunteered.
"OK " said her mum "Just a sec' were have you put the phone honestly can't we keep
anything in this house?"
"probably not." said Zoe coming down the stairs bleary eyed "what have we lost?"
"the phone" her mother replied.
"oh no that's not lost it's in the play room." said Zoe calmly.
"I won't even ask" said her mum. Later the next day Aunt Sarah was ready to take me to
get my school things. Aunt Sarah and me are very much alike for one thing we're both called Sarah but I don't think any one knows that I'm called Sarah they just call me Sass no questions asked. Also we look alike, think alike and have the same Cheshire cat grins that spelled trouble for any one close enough to pull a prank on.
Aunt Sarah had told Sass every thing about Hogwarts and Diagon ally. Still it hadn't prepared her for the leaky caldron. A very rusty broken pub which know one besides them selves could see.
"Hi Tom how's tricks? Minerva your going to have a tough year this ones got the same
eye for practical jokes I had!" said Aunt Sarah loudly. An adult witch who must have been Minerva looked up and muttered
'not another one' and groaned.
'you know these people?' I muttered
'oh yes Minerva Mcgonnagall was at school with me but one or two years above me, she started teaching Transfiguration in my last year.' said Sarah
'right... sure' said Sass not one hundred percent sure she liked the sound of someone that formidable for a teacher.
Sass looked at her aunt strangely as she began counting bricks in the wall in front of her.
'err...what are you doing?' asked Sass. Her Aunt didn't hear her but Said
'voila Diagon Ally, So what do you think?'
'It's... wow... So many wizarding shops.... but' said Sass looking down 'I don't have any Wizarding money and
these shops don't look like they'd be to happy to receive Pounds + Pence.' Sass walked over to the nearest shop and said 'yes look here it says BEETLES EYES 10 SICKLES A SCOOP... Sickles what a strange currency.'
'oh honestly first stop Gringotts the wizarding bank!...' said Sarah
'Wizards have banks' Sass interrupted disbelievingly.
'of course were else would we keep our money? lying around the house I don't think so!! anyway one with what I was saying we're going to Gringotts to change some of your muggle money for wizarding money instead come on.'
'but Aunt Sarah what's a muggle?' Sass asked.
'its some one with no magical blood. I see you will have to learn the terminology, later. here's Gringotts.' Wow! thought Sass, Jesus Christ its big! I wouldn't like to steal something from here must be impossible. she thought reading the notice.
'Sass this won't take long you Stay here.' Said her Aunt and went to see a goblin about changing the money. it struck Sass as slightly odd that the bank should be run by Goblins but lots of things had stuck her as odd today so it wasn't surprising. She looked around and saw some people giving their keys to different Goblins and getting, slightly nervously into a wooden cart I soon saw why they were so nervous the cart set-off at a break-neck speed and suddenly swerved out of sight.
'That looks fun' She said to no-one in particular and suddenly a voice came from behind her,
'wait till you try it' it said dryly. She spun around on the spot and she found herself facing a boy about her age maybe a little older with Black hair tied up in a pony tail.
'who are you' I asked him
'ahh now that would be telling wouldn't it.' he said mysteriously
'oh give it a rest I don't have the time.' said Sass walking away to find her aunt.
'hey don't go!' said the boy.
'why ever not you won't even tell me your name and couldn't even be bothered to ask mine!!' she put in angrily.
'alright I'll tell you who I just happen to be the one the only Sirius Black the best mischief maker in all the world!!!'
'much better, now I'm Sass Mayhew I'm muggle born and my aunt Sarah over there isn't so she's helping me with every thing like money.' Sass said
'boy your learning the terminology fast.' Sirius said. Sass pulled out a rose from some where Sirius didn't see where and gave it to him.
'for the compliment.' Said Sass. Sirius took it willingly but Sass' Cheshire cat grin had already spread which should have been warning enough but Sirius didn't know her. The moment Sirius' fingers took hold of the rose a stream of water hit him squarely between the eyes. Sass crowed triumphantly her aunt hearing this ran over quickly in time to see Sass doubled up with laughter and a the poor victim soaked from head to foot.
'SASS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?!?!?!' yelled her aunt. But Sass couldn't answer she was having hysterics after the look on Sirius' face when the water had hit him. She managed to choke out,
'the look on your face' before surrendering to the hysteria that had taken over. Sass' aunt took out her wand and stopped Sass laughing with a wave and then put a drying charm on Sirius so he dried out. Her aunt pulled her away but Sass restrained and turned to look at Sirius who was still fuming and I mouthed
'for thinking your the best practical joker in the world'
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So what do you think it's my first attempt tell me what you think in the happy little box down there, but do try to be nice ppppllllleeeeeeaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeeee !- Sass --x--
Disclaimer: I own Sass, her aunt, her mum, her dad, her sister, her brother, the telephone, the rose + stream of water at the end and most importantly NOTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A/N this is my first fan fic and I'm just learning I think I weeded out all the spelling mistakes but who knows? now on with the story read and enjoy.
Sass Mayhew was 11 years, old had too many freckles and dark brown hair. She also had a Sister called
Zoe and a brother called David. There was suddenly a loud knock on the window and Sass jumped.
Knocking very ferociously on the window was a
large
irritated looking tawny owl. Sass leaped up and let it in. It dropped a letter on the floor ruffled its feathers importantly
and flew off. Sass tore open the letter (which was strangely like parchment)
and read
Dear Miss S. Mayhew,
I am glad to offer you a place at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. The time for departure is 11 o'clock on the
1st of September, from Kings Cross station platform 93/4. Enclosed is a
list of all your school supplies. We await your owl by no later than the 30th of August. Mcgonnagall
Prof. M. Mcgonnagall
"mum, mum look I'm a witch!!!" yelled Sass
"what? oh" said Mrs Mayhew not in the least bit surprised to find her daughter was a
witch.
"why aren't you surprised?" asked Sass
" well your aunt... Aunt Sarah the one that looks like you well she's a witch your great Aunt Joan she was we've accumulated
allot of magical blood over the years" said her mum said "I always envied them going off
to Hogwarts coming back with frogs spawn and tails of many a well pulled prank." she stopped seeing her daughters face. "What?" she asked.
"frogs spawn mum that is gross!!" Sass exclaimed.
"I suppose so. Honey" her mum yelled "we've got another one"
"shouldn't we phone Sarah she'll tell us what to do." said Sass's dad coming down stairs in his dressing gown.
" I'll do it" Sass volunteered.
"OK " said her mum "Just a sec' were have you put the phone honestly can't we keep
anything in this house?"
"probably not." said Zoe coming down the stairs bleary eyed "what have we lost?"
"the phone" her mother replied.
"oh no that's not lost it's in the play room." said Zoe calmly.
"I won't even ask" said her mum. Later the next day Aunt Sarah was ready to take me to
get my school things. Aunt Sarah and me are very much alike for one thing we're both called Sarah but I don't think any one knows that I'm called Sarah they just call me Sass no questions asked. Also we look alike, think alike and have the same Cheshire cat grins that spelled trouble for any one close enough to pull a prank on.
Aunt Sarah had told Sass every thing about Hogwarts and Diagon ally. Still it hadn't prepared her for the leaky caldron. A very rusty broken pub which know one besides them selves could see.
"Hi Tom how's tricks? Minerva your going to have a tough year this ones got the same
eye for practical jokes I had!" said Aunt Sarah loudly. An adult witch who must have been Minerva looked up and muttered
'not another one' and groaned.
'you know these people?' I muttered
'oh yes Minerva Mcgonnagall was at school with me but one or two years above me, she started teaching Transfiguration in my last year.' said Sarah
'right... sure' said Sass not one hundred percent sure she liked the sound of someone that formidable for a teacher.
Sass looked at her aunt strangely as she began counting bricks in the wall in front of her.
'err...what are you doing?' asked Sass. Her Aunt didn't hear her but Said
'voila Diagon Ally, So what do you think?'
'It's... wow... So many wizarding shops.... but' said Sass looking down 'I don't have any Wizarding money and
these shops don't look like they'd be to happy to receive Pounds + Pence.' Sass walked over to the nearest shop and said 'yes look here it says BEETLES EYES 10 SICKLES A SCOOP... Sickles what a strange currency.'
'oh honestly first stop Gringotts the wizarding bank!...' said Sarah
'Wizards have banks' Sass interrupted disbelievingly.
'of course were else would we keep our money? lying around the house I don't think so!! anyway one with what I was saying we're going to Gringotts to change some of your muggle money for wizarding money instead come on.'
'but Aunt Sarah what's a muggle?' Sass asked.
'its some one with no magical blood. I see you will have to learn the terminology, later. here's Gringotts.' Wow! thought Sass, Jesus Christ its big! I wouldn't like to steal something from here must be impossible. she thought reading the notice.
'Sass this won't take long you Stay here.' Said her Aunt and went to see a goblin about changing the money. it struck Sass as slightly odd that the bank should be run by Goblins but lots of things had stuck her as odd today so it wasn't surprising. She looked around and saw some people giving their keys to different Goblins and getting, slightly nervously into a wooden cart I soon saw why they were so nervous the cart set-off at a break-neck speed and suddenly swerved out of sight.
'That looks fun' She said to no-one in particular and suddenly a voice came from behind her,
'wait till you try it' it said dryly. She spun around on the spot and she found herself facing a boy about her age maybe a little older with Black hair tied up in a pony tail.
'who are you' I asked him
'ahh now that would be telling wouldn't it.' he said mysteriously
'oh give it a rest I don't have the time.' said Sass walking away to find her aunt.
'hey don't go!' said the boy.
'why ever not you won't even tell me your name and couldn't even be bothered to ask mine!!' she put in angrily.
'alright I'll tell you who I just happen to be the one the only Sirius Black the best mischief maker in all the world!!!'
'much better, now I'm Sass Mayhew I'm muggle born and my aunt Sarah over there isn't so she's helping me with every thing like money.' Sass said
'boy your learning the terminology fast.' Sirius said. Sass pulled out a rose from some where Sirius didn't see where and gave it to him.
'for the compliment.' Said Sass. Sirius took it willingly but Sass' Cheshire cat grin had already spread which should have been warning enough but Sirius didn't know her. The moment Sirius' fingers took hold of the rose a stream of water hit him squarely between the eyes. Sass crowed triumphantly her aunt hearing this ran over quickly in time to see Sass doubled up with laughter and a the poor victim soaked from head to foot.
'SASS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?!?!?!' yelled her aunt. But Sass couldn't answer she was having hysterics after the look on Sirius' face when the water had hit him. She managed to choke out,
'the look on your face' before surrendering to the hysteria that had taken over. Sass' aunt took out her wand and stopped Sass laughing with a wave and then put a drying charm on Sirius so he dried out. Her aunt pulled her away but Sass restrained and turned to look at Sirius who was still fuming and I mouthed
'for thinking your the best practical joker in the world'
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So what do you think it's my first attempt tell me what you think in the happy little box down there, but do try to be nice ppppllllleeeeeeaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeeee !- Sass --x--
Disclaimer: I own Sass, her aunt, her mum, her dad, her sister, her brother, the telephone, the rose + stream of water at the end and most importantly NOTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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