Disclaimer: I dun own any of this. :D
AN: this somehow came into being when we were talking about chernobyl in US history. I have no idea. don't even ask. XD
We join our beloved Largo fratelli listening in on a very super-secret conversation going on in Amber's room. They're in Amber's closet. They want to find out whatever it is that girls do when alone. And, well, to be frank, they're not being very stealthy.
"What. The. FUCK! I can't fucking see anything. What the fuck is happening?"
"I-a do not know, fratello!"
"Are you a fucking 'tard, Pavi?"
"No-a, fratello!"
Smack.
"Get out of the fucking way. Move your stupid fucking head."
"Ow-a, fratello!"
"Shut the fuck up, Pavi!"
"Okay-a."
Complete silence, then;
"What do-a you think she is-a doing?"
"SHHH. Fucking hell, Pavi. Can you just shut the fuck up for once?"
"But I wanna know-a what she is-a doing."
"I don't fucking know either, now shut your fucking mouth and move your fucking head."
"But-a, fratello!"
"Do I have to fucking smack you again?"
"No."
"Then shut the fuck up so I can hear what's going on."
Another smack.
"Ow-a, fratello!"
"Don't fucking touch me."
"I-a didn't."
"Then who the fuck did?"
"I don't-a know."
"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck."
"What is it-a, fratello?"
"I don't fucking know! Turn the fucking lights on."
"I-a can't, fratello!"
"Why the fucking hell not?"
"Because."
"Why the fuck not?"
"Amber."
"Fucking hell."
"Si."
"Fucking Amber."
"Si."
"Fucking Shh."
The door creaked ever-so-slowly open to reveal Luigi and Pavi behind it, the older Largo brother in behind. Amber stood in front of the doorway, hands on her hips.
"What the fuck do you two think you're doing?"
"Fucking hell. Told you we'd get fucking caught by the bitch."
"You said no such-a thing!"
Amber whacked both of them in the back of the head as they stood up and filed past her.
And once they were out of sight, Amber grabbed a somewhat dirty hand from within her closet and pulled out the Muppet King himself, Graverobber.
"Ugh. I thought I'd never get out of there. Your older brother, not the Italian one with the face, but the angry one.. He sat right on my hand!"
AN: um, yeah.
R&R plz.
Cheers.
TFFLM