WARNING! Smut implied, so dirty-minded readers beware! (And also swearing!) :D
A Sushi Misunderstanding- KHR Short
The bomber of the Vongola Familia was trudging around the underground base looking for his girlfriend, [Name], and let's say he's not in an exuberant mood.
He had just finish training for the day and feeling guilty for not spending time with his patient girlfriend for the last few days, he began seeking out his other half (something he would never admit to her in person).
He was strolling past an isolated part of the base when he heard her sweet voice behind the door of a room.
"A-are you sure I should do this? I'm not really sure this is good..."
He found her! Now, he just has to figure out who she was talking to…
"Don't worry [Name]; I'm with you in this. You can do it."
Of course, it's the baseball idiot! But what was she doing with him…?
"I-I'm scared Yamamoto. I've never done this before and Gokudera doesn't know-"
"It's alright [Name]; he doesn't have to know. All you have to do is put this in your mouth and I SWEAR that it'll taste good."
W-w-what? What were they doing in there? Their words irritated him and he wanted to barge in there and snatch back what was rightfully his: [Name].
"VOI, you little piece of shit!"
Gokudera turned around to see the loud swordsman walking towards him.
"Do you know where that bastard went? That fuck skipped out on his training and-"
"I'm scared for both of us Yamamoto. We're both keeping this a secret from Gokudera and Squalo. They won't like it if they find out."
"This will be quick! They won't find out a thing about this, I'm sure of it!"
Now both of the blushing males outside the door were eavesdropping on the conversation, their anger and curiosity rising with each moment.
"But this doesn't feel right! ...but…I guess I could try."
The sound of [Name] moaning with ecstasy rang through the wooden door.
"Ohh, Yamamoto, you were right; this does taste good!"
"See [Name]! There's nothing to worry about. No one but us would know a thing about this."
"You're right; I'll come to you every day for this. And I think I'll get addicted; it just tastes so good!"
Now Gokudera's emotions were raging and he burst through the door, ready to see the horrible truth laying wait for him.
But the only scene he saw was [Name] and Yamamoto sitting around a table with plates piled on top. [Name]'s expression had a mixed of many emotions: worry, afraid, surprised, dread, and guilt. But the other thing he also noticed about her face was that her mouth was stuffed.
"Gokudera, Squalo, we can explain!" Yamamoto said with alarm.
"VVOOII, your damn explanation better be a fucking good one!"
Before Yamamoto could utter a word, [Name] cried out.
"It's all my fault! If I wasn't so inexperienced I wouldn't have to resort to this!"
"[Name], you che-"
"If only I wasn't so tempted to eat squid and shark for the first time that this wouldn't have happened!"
Gokudera and Squalo both looked at each other in confusion.
"…Huh?"
Extended Ending
"I'm sorry I ate you Squalo, and I'm so sorry I ate a relative of yours Gokudera!"
"Hahaha, sorry guys, I was just giving [Name] her first experience on sushi."
Squalo flung his apprentice over his shoulder and shouted
"VOII, you fucking little boy, I'm going to train the fuck out of you today!"
Gokudera then fiercely carried [Name] out of the room and then proceeded to give her hickeys on her neck.
Punishment granted~ :heart:
