30 Ways To Annoy Hinata!!
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Hope you like!! I know I haven't uploaded many of my "30 Ways" Recently but I'm trying to make up lost time!! All you Guys Have been really cool with the reviews!! You all rock, I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!
Disclaimer; I do not own Naruto……….. Sad isn't it?
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1.) Tell her that Neji has a crush on her
2.) Mix some kind of liquid in her shampoo that will make her hair grow really long (Continue on 3)
3.) But make sure that you take, all the objects that she can use to cut it, away.
4.) Tell Naruto how she feels about him
5.) Get her every book in the make out paradise series
6.) Slip some kind of drug in her food that will make it so she will pass out every time her emotions raise (Not that she doesn't do that already, I mean even more than usual)
7.) Have Tsunade give her a mission that she has to ask Naruto out to his face
8.)While she's sleeping dye her hair blond (continue on 9)
9.) Use permanent ink to make whiskers on her cheeks just like Naruto's (Continue on 10)
10.) Use a jutsu that will make her eyes look just like Naruto's (Continue on 11)
11.) Spike her hair like Naruto's (Continue on 12)
12.) Take her to Naruto's house and put her in the same bed as Naruto while they're both sleeping (Continue on 13)
13.)Lastly, Lock them in
14.)Convince her that tomorrow is Naruto's Birthday (Continue on 15)
15.) Then the next day, go with her to Naruto's house and when she says happy birthday to him and gives him his gift, wait until Naruto says "But, it's not my Birthday." Add on "See? I told you, Hinata!"
16.) When you two are at the bath house, make a clone of Naruto in the boys part of the bath house, but make sure the real Naruto doesn't notice the clone, command the clone to go under the water and pretend that he's drowning, Tell Hinata that Naruto is drowning, when she uses her Byakugan to check, she'll freak out and run in to save him. (Continue on 17)
17.) Disperse the clone before she finds it, the real Naruto should end up moving toward all the splashing, only to find a naked Hinata in the boy's part of the bath house! (Continue on 18)
18.) Make sure Hinata sees the real Naruto, when he asks why she's in the boy's part of the bath house, she'll reply that she thought that she saw him drowning, then Naruto should get nervous and say "Why would you look in here the first place?" (That one might be kind of mean but…….. whoever said I was nice?! Lol jk! SRRY HINATA!!!)
19.) Tell her that all the guys in the village, including her father, secretly thinks she's hot (Continue on 20)
20.) That should get a good faint out of her every time a guy looks at her
21.) Copy everything she does, and everything she says until she finally screams at the top of her lungs, which is about 5 years of annoying her……..
22.) When she uses her Byakugan ask her very loudly why she always uses it to peep on guys
23.) Take away all her sweatshirts, forcing her to actually where her revealing shirt underneath it, alone
24.) She her a Hentai picture of her and Naruto (Continue on 25)
25.) Blow up copies of them and paint them on her walls (Continue on 26)
26.) Make sure to paint them on the outside of her house too, when someone asks why, just reply "Hey, I'm just doin' my job"
27.) When she's seriously concentrating, jump in front of her and yell at the top of your lungs "HI!!!" (Continue on 28)
28.) When she screams or falls back on her chair or w/e, say "Oh, did I scare you?"
29.) Tell her that bathing in mustard relaxes the muscles
30.) Give her a bunch of sweats and make her break her diet