Hey Twilighters, quick author's note then we'll get straight into theorizing.
(I do not own Twilight (movie form or book form), New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, The Host (just in case somebody brings it up), or Midnight Sun. I wish I did, but I don't. The brilliant Stephenie Meyer does.)
I've been listening to the Twilight related podcasts, and since I don't know how to start one there, I thought 'Why not try one here?'. So I am.
Please do not read this "story" if you want Breaking Dawn and the movie to remain mysteries until their release date.
I'll just make a SPOILERS warning now. This goes for all future chapters also. Same with the disclaimer.
If y'all want to continue, go to the second 'chapter'.
Be sure to leave a review with your theory in it!