The Adventure of Chocolate Legolas
Disclaimer: All names etc. belong to JRR Tolkien, not me. I am doing this for fun and not making any money from it. No offence meant to jellybeans etc either.
Chapter 1
Chocolate Legolas (Legolas carved out of chocolate) was walking through a lettuce field (is there such a thing? oh well on with the story...) looking for the perfect lettuce leaves to make a cloak.
When he had found them he got out his sewing kit and was just threading the needle when he remembered he couldn't sew. "Damn I'm gonna need to find a cloak maker." he put the leaves in his pink fluffy hand bag and started to head back.
Suddenly an army of Jellybabies and Jellybeans jumped out. Legolas grabbed his mini chocolate bow, the perfect sized weapon for fighting the Jelly Army. He killed the front lines of foot jellies when he realised that he had no arrows left. Suddenly as if by magic more chocolate arrows appeared and he finished of the jellies on the jelly horses. But then came the jellies riding in the jelly tanks. Chocolate Legolas knew he couldn't kill the tanks so he ran to hide. Then a Giant Jelly eater came through the trees and started eating all the jelly tanks and people and beans etc.
Just when Chocolate Legolas thought it was safe to come out, a huge gang of Wild Legolas Fans ran after him. "Legolas! Legolas! Legolas! Legolas!!!" they screamed "Eek!!!! oh no its a Wild Legolas Fan Group!!!!!! oh help me! help me help me!!!" yelled Legolas as he ran.
Eventually he found a hiding place and to his relief the Wild Legolas Fans lost his trail. he was walked passed a parliament building thing on his way to the cafe when he saw Thousands of jellies protesting! some of the signs they had said "Rights for Jelly Creatures" and "Down with Giant Jelly eaters and Chocolate Legolas" "Eek!" yelled Legolas and he ran in the opposite direction.
The sun was very hot and Chocolate Legolas started to melt...
Disclaimer: All names etc. belong to JRR Tolkien, not me. I am doing this for fun and not making any money from it. No offence meant to jellybeans etc either.
Chapter 1
Chocolate Legolas (Legolas carved out of chocolate) was walking through a lettuce field (is there such a thing? oh well on with the story...) looking for the perfect lettuce leaves to make a cloak.
When he had found them he got out his sewing kit and was just threading the needle when he remembered he couldn't sew. "Damn I'm gonna need to find a cloak maker." he put the leaves in his pink fluffy hand bag and started to head back.
Suddenly an army of Jellybabies and Jellybeans jumped out. Legolas grabbed his mini chocolate bow, the perfect sized weapon for fighting the Jelly Army. He killed the front lines of foot jellies when he realised that he had no arrows left. Suddenly as if by magic more chocolate arrows appeared and he finished of the jellies on the jelly horses. But then came the jellies riding in the jelly tanks. Chocolate Legolas knew he couldn't kill the tanks so he ran to hide. Then a Giant Jelly eater came through the trees and started eating all the jelly tanks and people and beans etc.
Just when Chocolate Legolas thought it was safe to come out, a huge gang of Wild Legolas Fans ran after him. "Legolas! Legolas! Legolas! Legolas!!!" they screamed "Eek!!!! oh no its a Wild Legolas Fan Group!!!!!! oh help me! help me help me!!!" yelled Legolas as he ran.
Eventually he found a hiding place and to his relief the Wild Legolas Fans lost his trail. he was walked passed a parliament building thing on his way to the cafe when he saw Thousands of jellies protesting! some of the signs they had said "Rights for Jelly Creatures" and "Down with Giant Jelly eaters and Chocolate Legolas" "Eek!" yelled Legolas and he ran in the opposite direction.
The sun was very hot and Chocolate Legolas started to melt...