Pixxa Pixya: Casting Crazy
Chapter One: Now that we- never mind...
"You are the Nine Tailed Fox!" Mizuki said, causing Iruka Umino to gasp.
"Nope." Naruto Uzumaki said idly as he swung his arms back and forth.
"What?" The defecting ninja sensei said in confusion.
"Not even close, teacher of mine." The boy unzipped his jumpsuit slightly and pulled out a jar. Inside the jar was a bundle of red energy which squirmed and wriggled.
"Run traitor! Before she gets any ideas! She already turned me into a girl... oh no." anEchoed feminine voice from the jar.
"Good idea Kura-jar." Naruto said as he patted the jar's lid and put it on the ground.
"I'm so sorry..." 'Kura-jar' called out as Naruto held his hand out in an open shape, before quickly putting it into a fist-like grip.
"Puppen Statis!" The boy called out. As he did so Mizuki suddenly went plank stiff and began to struggle.
"What is this, demon?" The man screamed in anger.
"As I've said, I'm not the Kyuubi, Kura-jar is the Kyuubi. But I haven't been entirely truthful with my capabilities."
"Revelen!" Naruto cried out while making a swirled motion with his hand. A heavy fog encased the area, but it quickly dispersed and was replaced blinding white light.
"Presenting the true form of Naruto Uzumaki! Naruxi Uzumaki! Kura-jar give me cheers."
"W-why me..." The jar proceeded to make random clapping and cheering noises.
"Thank you, thank you... you're such a nice crowd."
It was then Mizuki and Iruka finally got their eyes cleared out and truly saw 'Naruxi'... who seemed to be a rather tall and busty girl...
Tanned skin, blonde hair with fiery red highlights and sparkling ocean eyes filled with mischief which matched with the still present whisker markings on her face. Naruxi/Naruto's outfit had changed too and now consisted of a pointed black hat with a wide brim, a black cloak with gold/blonde trim, a long sleeved black shirt (which covered her hands) and skirt with starry sky leggings that ended with a set of dull gold sandals. To finish the outfit off there were a large variety of jars and vials in pouches and belts strapped to her body. Gloves of the same style were also on her hands, but had half a crystalline orb on the back of them
"Now for my true debut event... I shall turn this traitor into a Slime!" Naruxi pulled what appeared to be a staff coloured with a starry sky and topped with an orb that contained a strange rainbow light from her sleeve and pointed it at the ex-teacher.
"Matten Shif Jel Pixya Pixxa!" With the odd chant a sticky green ball coagulated at the end of the staff and with a thrust the orb hit Mizuki in the face, who had no chance to dodge it as he was still frozen in place.
The gel stuck onto his chest, but quickly started to spread all over the man's body as his mass morphed into a more gelatine like structure.
"I'll... kill... you..." Was the man's last words before he turned into a shifting pile of goo.
"Capsu Jar!" One of the many vials on the girl's belt hopped out its grip and rolled towards the slime before opening and making a suction noise. The puddle was quickly sucked up and the jar closed itself once more.
Naruxi walked over to the jar and looked at it with a cheeky smile before slapping a tag on the side.
"Slimy Traitor... that shall be your jar name... You be good and I might just let you out."
"Now sensei, how about we go to the old man and have a nice chat..."
[*Hokage Tower*]
Sarutobi Hiruzen wanted something stronger for his pipe.
Of course the child he saw as a grandson (and slightly below his actual family on his 'people I really like' list) was in reality a girl...
The aged Hokage realises it makes sense.
The fact the boy bought... 'girl products'... suddenly had a lot more explanation than just a prank that was taking a whole year to plan.
"So what was that jutsu you used on Mizuki?" Sarutobi asked the girl, who had her legs swinging happily on a chair in front of him.
"Wasn't jutsu at all, I suck super badly at jutsu still. No that was Chaotic Magic; I discovered how to use it after I was trying to activate my chakra after the academy kicked me out for that lesson...
[*Flashback*]
"Oof" Naruxi voiced as she landed in a gentle stream of water.
"Whoa, this is a really big sewer... how the heck did a get here?"
"Come over here." An ominous voice called out.
Naruxi did so, rather innocent to the deadly tone that the voice had used.
Soon she found herself staring at a huge gate, a slither of paper where a lock would be.
"So we meet, jailer."
"And who are you, strange voice behind gate?"
"I AM THE NINE TAILS, STRONGEST OF ALL THE TAILED BEASTS. I WILL ALSO BE YOUR DEMISE, OHHH IF I COULD GET OUT THIS CAGE IN YOUR BLASTED MIND YOU WOULD BE BRAINDEAD BY NOW!"
"Wait... we're in my mind?"
Naruxi was worried, but didn't show it by using her mask of happiness that came naturally to her.
But then she realised something. Her mind was her mind, which meant she could control it.
'Ramen?' She asked to her own head, suddenly a bowl was floating in front of her with the broth and noodle mixture.
"ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? I AM THREATENING TO KILL YOU AND YOU JUST STAND THERE LIKE AN IDIOT?!"
"Shush Kyuubi... you are in my mind... WHICH MEANS I HAVE THE CONTROL HERE!"
The concrete looking walls around the tailed beast cracked as large chains came from them and surrounded the beast.
The girl started laughing insanely... ideas of what to do flooding her mind.
[*End*]
"And then I tortured Kurama for information and found out that it could use magic... which I proceeded to take from it... I then turned it into a ball of energy and put it in the jar." Naruxi pulled the jar containing the red energy and opened it. The ANBU hidden in the room were immediately cautious.
"N-no... you keep away with your evil little witchy hands..." The energy condensed into a corner to avoid the hand which was creeping into the glassy container.
"Don't be like that Kurama, just lemme grab yo- there we go." Naruxi grabbed ahold of the energy with her gloved fingers and started messing with it like the stuff was crafting dough.
Soon enough a humanoid shape was made and she pointed her staff at it.
"Producre!" The Kyuubi's energy lifted away from the girl's hand and with a flash of light a rather ragged looking woman fell to the floor with a loud thump... the ball chained to her leg making the sound resonate more.
Her blood orange hair flowed down her back; fox-like red eyes looked at Naruxi like she was the devil as petite hands ran across pale skin. Nine fox tails curled fearfully close from her lower back as rabbit-ish ears lay limp on her head.
"W-why do you keep transforming me like this... w-what did I-I do..." The humanoid demon chattered as she pulled at the chain on her limb.
"Because you look cute that's why... and you are still on servant duty for killing so many people." Naruxi said as she tapped the woman on the nose with her staff, who yelped like a dog in reaction.
"B-but I was controlled... the man with the s-sharingan di-
"You still killed my parents after your mind was clear... yes I know about who my parents are, Kurama here told me. We will talk about it later but for now... I will be taking that Headband you were going to give me; I could see the look in your eyes which signified such a thing."
Sarutobi Hiruzen was going to order something stronger for his pipe in bulk.
[*The next day*]
Naruxi got into the academy before anyone else and sat in the farthest corner, her hat tipped low to make sure nobody noticed her.
She couldn't wait for the shock they would get...
One by one her fellow genin filed into the room, a squeal of the successful genin fangirls crying out as Sasuke Uchiha came in.
Finally Iruka came in with minor strain visible on his face, wounds from the night previous weighing down slightly upon him.
"I have to apologise, Mizuki will not be joining us for today. Let's just get on with the teams."
(Teams are the same of course... what did you expect, something original?)
"Team Seven consists of Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha and Naruxi Uzumaki, your sensei is Kakashi Hatake."
Chatter amongst teammates was stopped, most thoughts that ran through their head was:
'That name sounds like the class clown, Naruto Uzumaki.'
Further thoughts were stopped when Naruxi got up from her seat
"Formally Naruto Uzumaki." She said, her fellow 'comrades' turned to her with a shocked look on their face.
"Naruto? Why are you a chick and why are you even here, you failed, remember?" Kiba Inuzuka said.
"To answer your first que- Naruxi stopped talking to dodge a pink haired bullet aimed at her head."
"Stop using that dumb 'sexy jutsu' Naruto!" said pink bullet known as Sakura Haruno said with rage venting out of her body in steam.
The witch sighed and pointed her staff at her new teammate and called out a spell
"Sot-he" A golden green glow surrounded the annoyed Kunoichi, who proceeded to fall unconscious with a smile on her face.
"Anyway, ah yes. To answer your first question, I have always been a girl I just hid it really well. Second... look at the hat." Naruxi tapped the Konoha headplate that was magically bound onto the front of her hat with the staff.
"What was that weird Jutsu you did to knock out Sakura?" Ino Yamanaka asked as she looked at her 'rival', who was now giggling like a five year old.
"It wasn't a jutsu... it was magic, and it was also meant to be a soothing spell... but she must have been way too angry or I overcharged the spell because usually it doesn't knock the one who was hit by it to become unconscious."
Any other questions that might have happened were quickly ignored by time as Jonin Senseis came in to pick up their new triad of children.
Soon enough Sasuke and an unconscious Sakura were the only companions to the magic user... if you ignored the living slime which was one of her previous teachers.
About ten minutes in Sasuke finally said something.
"Give me that power."
"Nope." Naruxi replied.
"Only elite should be able to use magic. Give it to me."
"Nope, but thanks for calling me an elite. Say the magic words and I might reconsider though."
The last Uchiha (elsewhere two other Uchihas sneezed, completely making my previous description of the boy redundant.) looked like someone had just said his brother cloned himself and they were now dancing the Macarena down the street.
"Please." The boy finally said after a few minutes.
"Sure!" The witch pulled out a scroll and unravelled it. She then proceeded to put the scroll in front of the boy along with a pen.
"Just sign here and you will receive magic."
With a cocky look the boy signed the scroll quickly, completely ignoring anything it said.
As soon as Naruxi put the scroll into a pocket she started to laugh in a manner similar to a witch.
"What is so funny?" The boy said.
"You really should have read that... I didn't think you would fall for it!" Her laugher grew as the boy became more annoyed.
"What was that?!" the broody lil' S*** said with anger which might have belonged to a pink haired girl about twenty minutes earlier.
"It was a contract; I literally own your ass and the rest of your body...and your soul... and your mind... in return for your own spark of magic of course." Naruxi proceeded to hold her hand out in a familiar manner.
"Puppen Statis!" The Uchiha went rigid.
"You will regret this! The village will call for your head for doing this to the last U-" The Uchiha's voice suddenly cut off
"I already have the village calling for my head, I don't think I'll care... and I really don't think it will matter either because I'm not exactly going to kill you or deal any permanent harm." Naruxi cackled as her staff started glowing brightly.
'Now what to do... oh I know.'
"Matten Shif Famir Fettere Pixya Pixxa!" Sky coloured chains flew out from the orb of the staff and wrapped around Sasuke. Loop after loop kept wrapping until it was like the fresh ninja was a metallic mummy. Suddenly the chains started unravelling and returned back into the staff until one single chain was connecting to the staff and the now transformed boy.
The regal clan features his face used to hold were now soft and cute, the trained ninja form was petite and looked more under the pursuit of swift acrobatics. The fan marked shirt the boy used to wear was now strained by... breasts... as well as a set of black wings which had sprung from the new females back. A sky coloured bracelet was now wrapped around her ankle. A band of the exactly the same colour appeared at the bottom of the staff.
"What did you do to me?!" Sasuke cried out, her new voice coming out as an adorable squeak.
"I made you one of my familiars, little angel. But let me explain what that means. You get any negative thoughts about me and you'll start to feel uncomfortable, good thoughts make your feel the opposite end of the scale and help negate previous negative thoughts. Acts against me make you feel pain, acts in attempts to help me make you feel pleasure."
"Why did you do this..." The 'angel' said as she tried to get up, but was failing due to the new body.
"Because you are an idiot, I don't like most boys and you were a stuck up douche." Naruxi said as she watched the boy turned cute girl finally got up.
The Uchiha tried sent out a sloppy and slow punch... but quickly stopped as halfway there an intensely painful heat came from the curled fist.
"What did I just say, Sasuke. Any acts against me will hurt you instead." The witch told to the new female holding her hand to her chest in pain.
"You will pay for this, D-dobe..."
Naruxi said nothing else as she watched her familiar get progressively more uncomfortable.
'That is a lot of negative thoughts about me... ehh she will learn eventually. Now where the heck is our sensei... if they take any longer I...'
An hour passed and Naruxi got extra annoyed, revenge for wasting her time was now on her mind.
She walked over to one of the Janitor's closets and picked up a bucket before going back into the classroom again.
"Jel" She called out silently before putting the bucket on top of the door, a sticky green glow surrounding the bucket.
Another hour later a silver haired man walked through the door, the bucket landing on his head.
The man sighed and tried to remove the bucket but it didn't work.
"You might want to cut some eye holes in that bucket; it will be staying there for three months. A month for every hour you made us wait."
"I suppose I don't need to say that I am your sensei then... Sarutobi did say you might have done something to your teammates too. Get them up and meet me on the roof in five minutes." With that the bucket headed ninja vanished.
Naruxi sighed and tapped Sakura on her forehead, making her wake up with a yelp.
"Ohhh my head... Naruto why are you a girl and why can't I get mad at you?" The girl said calmly.
"No time for that, sensei says to meet him on the roof. Get going while I get Sasuke up."
"... What did you do to Sasuke?"
"I will explain it to you later, just get going!" Sakura quickly ran out the classroom, leaving the annoyed and uncomfortable looking Sasuke with Naruxi.
"Stop having negative thoughts about me and get up, you can literally mantra something nice about me and you should function instead of just looking like a little bird that has fallen out a tree." At that Naruxi left the room and made her way up the roof too.
Sasuke slowly began to get up, unused legs taking their time to make it to the roof, attempting to think of things she actually liked about the one who was now controlling her strings.
[*The roof, five minutes later*]
When Naruxi had made it to the roof she saw Kakashi getting Sakura to cut holes into the bucket, it was rather hilarious seeing the man whose single eye was peeking through a hole in a bucket.
A few minutes later Sasuke tripped out onto the roof, which caused Kakashi to clap his hands in a positive manner.
"Great, since we are all here we can introduce ourselves."
"Can you give us an example, Sensei?" Sakura asked.
"Well I suppose I can. My name is Kakashi Hatake, I like things. I don't like other things, I have dreams."
Naruxi face-palmed at that, while her team-mates both said 'we didn't learn anything about you'.
"You next, pinkie."
Sakura looked like she wanted be angry at being called 'pinkie' but wasn't able to let it out.
"My name is Sakura. I like Sasuke... but I am not really sure about how I feel now since he is a girl. I dislike Ino and Narut-I mean Naruxi and my dreams for the future? Well I don't really know now."
"Emo bird next."
Sasuke humphed but said something anyway.
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I have no likes, I hate a certain someon-
"Me or Itachi?" Naruxi asked Sasuke, who flinched at their brother's name but kept going
"Scratch that. I hate two specific people," The negative thoughts made Sasuke squirm slightly as the bond 'told her off', "My dream is to rebuild my clan and kill my brother for destroying it."
"Okay, you next witch girl."
"You give me that sass and that bucket is staying in on for a year." Naruxi said, her staff glowing a familiar sticky green.
Underneath the bucket the silver haired man sweated profusely, but that wasn't really visible.
"Just introduce yourself." Sakura said.
"Alright then... I am Naruxi Uzumaki, I like using magic on foolish idiots and making new friends even if they don't want to be friends, I dislike boys who think girls are just flesh to play around with and those who have tormented me in the past. My dreams in the future?" Naruxi didn't give a 'dream' and just laughed maniacally instead, making her new teammates shiver.
This story will be more along the lines of a crack story, I mean Naruxi is literally been shown as OP already so what can you expect?
Anyways...
Going to orbit
Cya.