The Weeaboo Games
It was Reaping Day and everyone across the nation was sad.
Except for the masochists.
Anyway, District 1 was full of super hot people who were also very deadly. Their reaper lady person got up on the stage and reached her hand into the bowl, pulling out the boy's name.
"Bob Bobberson," she said.
"Woohoo!" Bob, who had trained his whole life for this moment, said. He was the coolest and toughest and hottest and smartest boy ever with lots of abs and lots of blonde hair.
Then the reaper lady pulled the next paper out.
"Blaze Blazington," she said.
Blaze shut her compact mirror and smiled.
"Perfect," Blaze said.
"Fml she's scary," said Bob.
In District 2, the land of the super tough anime hogs, the reaping was in full swing.
"Jason Phoenix," said the fat reaper man.
"I'm all fired up!" Jason roared.
Then he pulled out the next card.
"Drifty Drifterson," announced the reaper.
"No!11!" shouted Jason. "We're in luv!"
But Drift did not love him back.
In District 3, the land of the nerds, everyone was nerdy.
"Tip Vulpix," said the reaper lady.
Tip pushed up his glasses and did some derivatives on his way up to the stage.
"And Courtney Holly Hawkington."
"Noooo!" shouted Courtney, crying. "I'm too scared!"
Her dog Lily barked in sadness.
Courtney was ripped away from her Hetalia plushies.
In District 4, also known as Sibling Town, two siblings were reaped.
"But we're both boys," said Sam.
"This makes no sense," said Jacob.
And so it was.
In District 5, the land of K-Pop Magic, two best friends were reaped together and they were super pumped about it and did not fully understand the ramifications of this.
"Omg this is the best," said Will.
"Heckin' right," said Amy. "Like, we're gonna have so much on this vacation we just won."
In District 6, the land of Vocaloid…
"Vinny," said the reaper lady.
"Cool," said Vinny.
"And some guy named Henderson."
Henderson brandished his sword and struck a cool pose.
The other six districts are irrelevant.
Everyone got on the train and nyoomed off towards the Weeaboo Games.