Okay guys, before y'all yap at me, this will have swearing, mentions of sex, descriptions of violence, yadayadayada. If needs be, I'll mark out the chapters with mature thingymabobs. The ships included in this are as follow:
Valduggery (eh still iffy), Ghanith and Sexter. Suggest more!
Peace yo
It was a cold, snowy evening. It was winter after all, but Valkyrie didn't mind. She was flicking through jobs on her laptop – she couldn't scrounge from Skulduggery for the rest of her life. Valkyrie needed some sort of income, and the best place to look was, you guessed it, online. Skulduggery was meditating in his favourite arm chair, oblivious to the droning of the television.
''BREAKING NEWS!'' the TV screeched, which made Skulduggery fall out of the chair.
''Ouch..'' he muttered, climbing back onto the chair. Valkyrie closed her laptop and looked with interest.
''Some sort of virus has taken over civilians in the area of London, and it's spreading fast! These people have lost their minds, attacking others an – wait, no, what are you doing..? STOP! NO! A-''
The screen faded, as a ''Technical Difficulties'' sign popped up. Valkyrie's jaw dropped, and Skulduggery… well, he kept his same face, or skull.
''HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WE NEED TO TELL GHANITH! WAIT, THASTLY – YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!'' screeched a very furious and on-her-period Valkyrie.
''Language,'' Skulduggery teased. His ego was inflated even at the worst moments. ''They're.. um.. uh.. busy…''
''Oh my god…'' Valkyrie rubbed circles into her forehead. ''I'm going to pack, that shit was zombie apocalypse-esque and we need to get out of here.''
She heaved herself up onto two legs, and went upstairs to get changed and pack. Valkyrie was wearing a panda onesie with the hood over her head. She always wore that onesie when she was mad/hating life.
RIGHT, WHAT DID YOU IDIOTS THINK?! [nah you're all perfect] THIS WAS VERY SHORT 'COZ I DIDNT HAVE TIME AND STUFF
READ, REVIEW! IF THIS GETS GOOD REVIEWS I'LL POST AN EVEN LONGER LONGER CHAPTER 2 TOMORROW!