CHAPTER 1: IT'S RAINING MEN
(A/N: I wrote this on a sugar high)
(I do not own The song, or the characters :'( (If I did Joey would be my b/f :P)
(Please R/R)
*I thought it would be funny if we had a little sing off. Nothing big. Just a couple of
songs to ease my boredom. Oh cruel world! Couldn't you tell I was bored?
WOOOOOOO! GO SONG FICS!
Tea: You first!
Kaiba: No way! I refuse to participate in this! This is so stupid! Like your stupid friendship speeches!
Tea: Hey!
Stephanie (Author): Awww c'mon! (Bats eyelashes profusely)
Kaiba: Uh....
Stephanie: It'll be fun! Pwease!
Kaiba: I swear if anyone hears about this, I'll kill you all!
Marik: I'm with Kaiba!
Stephanie: But will you?
Kaiba/Marik: _ Unfortunately.
Stephanie: Yay! Thankyou! Believe me it'll be fun! It's like getting drunk without the beer!
Joey: Beer? There's beer?
Kaiba: No, pup
Joey: Grrr...Why does everyone have to call me that?
Stephanie: 'Cuz you're cute like a puppy, now c'mon. Let's show everyone how to have fun!
All: @_@
Joey: Puppy eh?...
Stephanie: *motions for Mai, Serenity, and Tea to come over*.
We happily decided on a fun song. It was painfully embarassing, but the guys would have to
do something similar, so we didn't think much of it.
There was a makeshift stage and everything. The lights dimmed briefly. Wow. This was cool.
Bakura: 1...2...3...go!
Tristan: This isn't the moto-cross indy, and that's not an introduction.
Bakura: Meh, you do it then.
Tristan: -_-', uh...never mind
The music turned on. And we proceeded on the stage. We had managed to get some costumes together. It partially
looked like the set from Lady Marmalade, but not quite as slutty ;).
Tea: Humidity's rising *rises arms*
Serenity: Barometer's getting low *lowers body*
Mai: According to all sources
Stephanie: The street's the place to go *points*
Tea: Cause tonight for the first time
Serenity: At just about half past ten *points at wrist*
Mai: For the first time in history
(Tristan: Since when did she start paying attention in history class?)
Stephanie: It's gonna start raining men
All (Doing a little dance):It's raining men *does the spirit fingers thing that looks like rain*
Hallelujah, it's raining men, amen
It's raining men
Hallelujah, it's raining men, Amen
Stephanie/Mai: ow! *makes praying hands*
(Marik: Yes. This might be fun after all...(Laughs evilly)
Tea: It's raining men, hallelujah, it' raining men, amen
Serenity:I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna let myself get
Stephanie/Mai (doing Charlie's angel pose): Absolutely soaking wet *hands trace body*
(Joey: Literally? =^_^'=)
(Kaiba: No, baka! It's a song!)
(Joey: Fine then...*sniff*
Mai: It's raining men, hallelujah, it' raining men
Stephanie *winks*: Every specimen, tall, blonde, dark and mean
Rough and tough and strong and lean
(Joey: Really now? hehe...*plots* I'm blonde...)
(Marik: Shut up! I'm trying to pay attention...*plots* I'm mean...)
(Kaiba: For the love of God! Both of you know I'm every one of those things except blonde *evil grin*)
(All guys: -_-')
Tea/Serenity: God bless mother nature, she's a single woman too
Mai: She took on a heaven
And she did what she had to do
Tea/Serenity: She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
Stephanie: So that each and every woman
Could find her perfect guy
(Joey/Kaiba/Marik: *think to themselves...'me, huh?'*
Mai: It's raining men go get yourself wet girl
Stephanie: I know you want to
(Joey/Marik/Kaiba: uh huh!)
(Joey: Back off)
(Kaiba: Wheeler here needs a leash)
(Joey: I resent that!)
Tea: I feel stormy weather moving in, about to begin
Serenity: Hear the thunder, don't you loose your head
Stephanie/Mai: Rip off the roof and stay in bed
(Joey: What about a roof now?)
(Tristan: Calm down baka.)
(Joey: _)
Serenity/Tea: It's raining men
Stephanie/Mai: Hallelujah, it's raining men, amen...
(Loud Crash. The background is ripped in half. All of a sudden, someone comes out. It's...it's...)
(All: Pegasus?!?!)
Pegasus (Wearing attire that looks like it was from the Rocky Horror Picture Show): It's raining men
Hallelujah, it's raining men
All (confused:) Amen (ow)
Pegasus: Does pelvic thrust.
Marik: Ok, that just ruined it.
Kaiba: I'm gonna be sick
Joey: La da de da, da de da da...
Tristan: That was sooo wrong!
Joey: I wasn't paying attention, what's wrong now?
All except Joey: *Point*
Joey: *Slowly diverts his eyes* X_X Oh God! That is more than wrong! That's a tragedy...
Pegasus: Actually, I like this! *flexes in leather body suit...*
Tea: Collapses
All: Please don't EVER do that again!
Pegasus: *sulks* fine then...
YA CHAPTER 1! PLZ R/R. *yes, i told u b4, i was on a sugar high...Oh well! Time to do some more! *evil grin*
CHAPTER 2: THE JUMP OFF: LIL'KIM
*If you have any suggestions for songs, send plz!
(A/N: I wrote this on a sugar high)
(I do not own The song, or the characters :'( (If I did Joey would be my b/f :P)
(Please R/R)
*I thought it would be funny if we had a little sing off. Nothing big. Just a couple of
songs to ease my boredom. Oh cruel world! Couldn't you tell I was bored?
WOOOOOOO! GO SONG FICS!
Tea: You first!
Kaiba: No way! I refuse to participate in this! This is so stupid! Like your stupid friendship speeches!
Tea: Hey!
Stephanie (Author): Awww c'mon! (Bats eyelashes profusely)
Kaiba: Uh....
Stephanie: It'll be fun! Pwease!
Kaiba: I swear if anyone hears about this, I'll kill you all!
Marik: I'm with Kaiba!
Stephanie: But will you?
Kaiba/Marik: _ Unfortunately.
Stephanie: Yay! Thankyou! Believe me it'll be fun! It's like getting drunk without the beer!
Joey: Beer? There's beer?
Kaiba: No, pup
Joey: Grrr...Why does everyone have to call me that?
Stephanie: 'Cuz you're cute like a puppy, now c'mon. Let's show everyone how to have fun!
All: @_@
Joey: Puppy eh?...
Stephanie: *motions for Mai, Serenity, and Tea to come over*.
We happily decided on a fun song. It was painfully embarassing, but the guys would have to
do something similar, so we didn't think much of it.
There was a makeshift stage and everything. The lights dimmed briefly. Wow. This was cool.
Bakura: 1...2...3...go!
Tristan: This isn't the moto-cross indy, and that's not an introduction.
Bakura: Meh, you do it then.
Tristan: -_-', uh...never mind
The music turned on. And we proceeded on the stage. We had managed to get some costumes together. It partially
looked like the set from Lady Marmalade, but not quite as slutty ;).
Tea: Humidity's rising *rises arms*
Serenity: Barometer's getting low *lowers body*
Mai: According to all sources
Stephanie: The street's the place to go *points*
Tea: Cause tonight for the first time
Serenity: At just about half past ten *points at wrist*
Mai: For the first time in history
(Tristan: Since when did she start paying attention in history class?)
Stephanie: It's gonna start raining men
All (Doing a little dance):It's raining men *does the spirit fingers thing that looks like rain*
Hallelujah, it's raining men, amen
It's raining men
Hallelujah, it's raining men, Amen
Stephanie/Mai: ow! *makes praying hands*
(Marik: Yes. This might be fun after all...(Laughs evilly)
Tea: It's raining men, hallelujah, it' raining men, amen
Serenity:I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna let myself get
Stephanie/Mai (doing Charlie's angel pose): Absolutely soaking wet *hands trace body*
(Joey: Literally? =^_^'=)
(Kaiba: No, baka! It's a song!)
(Joey: Fine then...*sniff*
Mai: It's raining men, hallelujah, it' raining men
Stephanie *winks*: Every specimen, tall, blonde, dark and mean
Rough and tough and strong and lean
(Joey: Really now? hehe...*plots* I'm blonde...)
(Marik: Shut up! I'm trying to pay attention...*plots* I'm mean...)
(Kaiba: For the love of God! Both of you know I'm every one of those things except blonde *evil grin*)
(All guys: -_-')
Tea/Serenity: God bless mother nature, she's a single woman too
Mai: She took on a heaven
And she did what she had to do
Tea/Serenity: She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
Stephanie: So that each and every woman
Could find her perfect guy
(Joey/Kaiba/Marik: *think to themselves...'me, huh?'*
Mai: It's raining men go get yourself wet girl
Stephanie: I know you want to
(Joey/Marik/Kaiba: uh huh!)
(Joey: Back off)
(Kaiba: Wheeler here needs a leash)
(Joey: I resent that!)
Tea: I feel stormy weather moving in, about to begin
Serenity: Hear the thunder, don't you loose your head
Stephanie/Mai: Rip off the roof and stay in bed
(Joey: What about a roof now?)
(Tristan: Calm down baka.)
(Joey: _)
Serenity/Tea: It's raining men
Stephanie/Mai: Hallelujah, it's raining men, amen...
(Loud Crash. The background is ripped in half. All of a sudden, someone comes out. It's...it's...)
(All: Pegasus?!?!)
Pegasus (Wearing attire that looks like it was from the Rocky Horror Picture Show): It's raining men
Hallelujah, it's raining men
All (confused:) Amen (ow)
Pegasus: Does pelvic thrust.
Marik: Ok, that just ruined it.
Kaiba: I'm gonna be sick
Joey: La da de da, da de da da...
Tristan: That was sooo wrong!
Joey: I wasn't paying attention, what's wrong now?
All except Joey: *Point*
Joey: *Slowly diverts his eyes* X_X Oh God! That is more than wrong! That's a tragedy...
Pegasus: Actually, I like this! *flexes in leather body suit...*
Tea: Collapses
All: Please don't EVER do that again!
Pegasus: *sulks* fine then...
YA CHAPTER 1! PLZ R/R. *yes, i told u b4, i was on a sugar high...Oh well! Time to do some more! *evil grin*
CHAPTER 2: THE JUMP OFF: LIL'KIM
*If you have any suggestions for songs, send plz!