A funny thing a found online and I made it Hetalia so props to the owner! :)
Germany, Austria, and Italy are all standing together in the middle of a pub, when Serbia bumps into Austria, and spills Austria's pint.
Austria demands Serbia buy him a completely new suit.
Germany expresses his support for Austria's point of view.
Britain comes over and recommends that everyone clam down.
Serbia points out that she can't buy a new suit, but will pay to get Austria's clothes clean.
Russia comes over, and both he and Serbia look at Austria.
Austria asks Serbia who's she looking at.
Russia suggests Austria should leave his little sister alone.
Austria inquires as to who will assist Russia in compelling him to do so.
France walks over and joins Britain's side.
Germany appeals to Britain that France is looking at him, and that it is sufficiently out of order that Britain should not intervene.
Britain replies that France can look at whoever he wants, and that he is looking at Germany too, and what is he going to do about it?
Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or he will render Russia incapable of such action.
Belgium comes over and hides between Britain and France.
Britain and France ask whether Germany is looking at Belgium.
Turkey walks over and drags Germany into a corner and they whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a big show of not looking at anyone.
Germany rolls up his sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium.
France and Britain punch Germany. Austria punches Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one hand, and Russia with the other.
Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side of the room that he's on Germany's side, but stays there. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.
Austria punches Turkey, and gets punched back. There are no hard feelings because Britain made Austria do it.
France gets throw through a glass window, but gets back up and keeps fighting. Russia also gets thrown, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change.
Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyways. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting.
America waits till Germany is about to fall over from all of France's and Britain's punches, then walks over and smashes him with a barstool. He then pretends he won the fight all by himself.
By now all the chairs are broken, and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germany's fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through his pockets, steal his wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends.