I laid in bed thinking of Edward. To be honest the way he looks at me scares the living shit out of me. Honestly he acts like I'm some sort of meal. Who the fudge seriously does that? Stupid fucking cannibal. OMG he's going to eat me! He's so pale and then the realization dawns on me. He's a fucking vampire. Grrr Why did mom make me move to a town where fucking vamps wander around. What's next Jacob is a werewolf and he and Edward start fighting over me. Seriously, that sounds like the plot of a stupid fanfiction. Okay if that ever happens I am so getting a new boyfriend, a normal one though. Although I wouldn't mind having Draco Malfoy as a boyfriend. He is pretty sexy. You know I need human friends. That's my last thought before I drift off to sleep.
I hear a noise in my room and I open my eyes to see none other than that Pedophile Cullen standing in my fucking bedroom watching me sleep. I'm going to kill him. I grab the machete from under my pillow ( I have a knife under my pillow don't judge) and jump at him. He screams like a little girl and I proceed to stab him and throw him out the window.
"Seriously, I need my beauty sleep. Stop stalking me!" I yell at him. Don't mess with an angry teenage girl when she needs her beauty sleep. I think I could take a career in vampire hunting. Isabella Swan Vampire Hunter sounds like an awesome name.
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