Hey! MisspurpIe here with my first fanfic ever! I hope you will all enjoy it and be kind since it is my very first published story and English is my third language haha.
This Sasusaku two-shot is heavily influenced from the movies Pulp fiction and Good fellas. I think those who have seen those movies will recognize some scenes and whatnot!
+ there's a lyrics / quote from his song No Role Modelz
Rated T-M for coarse language and violence!
Gangster/ mafia story/ AU
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the quote!
"No."
"Aw, come on Sasuke, it will be fun, I promise!"
"I said: no."
"Buuut you're getting lonely! You need a woman in your life!"
"I said no, dobe. I'm busy."
"With what? Killing people? Because you can take a break from that," the blonde responded sarcastically.
"You kill people too," Sasuke responded defensively, irritated with his knucklehead of a best friend by now.
"Yeah, but I'm fun," he grins.
Sasuke, tired of Naruto's constant nagging, continues walking and steps into the elevator. Naruto follows behind him and a silence falls upon them. But knowing his blue-eyed friend, Sasuke knew it wouldn't last long so he closed his eyes, savouring every bit of the moment. As he predicted the silence was abrupted too soon.
"If you're not doing it for yourself, do it for me!"
God, Naruto can be loud, the moody partner thought. He almost wanted to cringe. Almost. He is Sasuke after all.
"Why would I do it for you?"
"Look, I can't have a date with this girl unless her friend tags along, okay? I promised a double-date. Besides, how many times have I saved your life on the job again?"
"Shut up. Don't be cocky, I have saved your life more than you can count, idiot."
"Oh oh, someone is crrraaannkkyy dwoes wittle Swaske want his bwottle," he teased mockingly.
Pointing his gun at Naruto's head and cocking it he says lowly "watch it, before I blow your brains out."
Naruto not wanting to take the chance, stops talking.
As they reach the highest floor on the building, they walk towards door 313 and knocks calmly. There was no response from the inside so they try again. No response. They look at each other and then at the door. Sasuke shoots the door handle until it falls off and they both kick the brown obstacle, which keeps them on the other side, open. They walk steadily in the room and takes a look inside. Cocaine lines on the table, a half glass of orange juice on the kitchen counter and clothes everywhere. It was a mess in that small area called an apartment. The grey carpet, which covered every inch of the one bedroom apartment floor, had dark brown stains deeply rooted in it, almost like blood, and the walls, which once were white were now yellow from all the smoking done inside. The ceiling too, for that matter. The both men dressed in an all black attire glanced at each other, noticing the smell which can't even be described. Naruto, not one to hide his feelings, wrinkles his nose in disgust.
Sasuke, after having his patience tested this whole ride to their destination, had no more left for this hide and seek nonsense these people were playing. He takes out his gun and shoots the ceiling; 1, 2, 3 times and says cooly "if you don't come out right now from your hiding spot, I will set the whole apartment on fire, making sure it looks like a suicide, with no bodies found. You will be burned to crisp."
Even the goofy blonde flinched at the thought of being burned alive.
"I wouldn't play games if I was you! He seems pretty serious!" Naruto calls out.
As planned two men and a female walk outside of the closet. Naruto can't help but think that they look like shit. As if they haven't slept for days, doing too many hard drugs for their own good.
"Where's our money."
Blunt and straightforward. The Uchiha didn't like wasting time.
"We… Um, we don't know what… Eh, you're talking about?"
The younger of the two men seemed so unsure it almost sounded as a question.
Naruto laughed because the three are scared out of their minds. "I think you shouldn't lie to us if you want to live," he smiled.
"After all: it's not him you should be afraid off," he nodded slightly at Sasuke, "it's me!" He forms one of the biggest grins after his statement, twitching with anticipation.
'Pathetic' Sasuke thinks.
"Dobe."
"Hand us our money and we leave you alone… Ooorrr, die."
The three pair don't say a word until the girl breaks the intense silence in the room "we don't have it," she smiles innocently, weakly, afraid.
There's a sound heard in the room and it's echoing all around, ringing into all of the mens' ears. Thick, red, fluid runs down the shocked girl's face and drips straight on the fairly grey carpet. The men, comprehending the situation raise their eyebrows and their eyes grow bigger by each second. There's a thud heard. The female now face up on the carpet, lays still. Shock and fear etched in her face. Dead.
"Let me ask you a question," Sasuke smirks, steam still coming out of his weapon.
"Oh here we go again.. I'll go get a snack from the kitchen because this will take a while," the blonde moans.
"... Do I look dumb to you?"
"What?" The older man doesn't understand.
"Let me ask slower so you really understand my question: do. we. look. dumb. to. you? Does it say stupid on our foreheads?"
"Uhm… N-no, sir"
"Then why the fuck are you lying to me as if I was?"
He shoots the older man straight through his head, just like with the girl and he stumbles a few steps back; when he finally falls he falls backwards, head first on a nearby wall. Blood being dragged down on the wall by the man's head as his body slides down to the floor.
"Where's our money?"
His dark eyes switches to the younger man with brown eyes and brown hair, all dirty-looking, tired and smelly just like the other two.
"Look man! I honestly don't know, please let me live! Please, man! I'm only 19… I'm just a kid, man. Please."
Sobs and tears falling down his cheeks as his words reflect his terrified state and sincere meaning, pleadingly to spare his life, doesn't phase the cold-hearted Uchiha. He even finds it annoying.
The man facing the 19-year old boy walks slowly towards his prey in the middle of the living room and stops before him. His gun pointed to the boy's head, Sasuke turns his to the side, squinting.
"My father was generous enough to lend you some money but never got it back. He warned you. Now, hand over the briefcase and I might let you live."
"Okay, okay! Please! It's in the kitchen cabinet under the sink! Please let me li-"
A shot was heard and both Sasuke and the boy turned around to see Naruto holding his gun up, grinning. Sasuke turns around behind him to see a dead body on the now burgundy red floor. It was another female. She must have been hiding in that small closet this whole time. How brave of her. Risking her own life for this little punk. She must be very stupid.
"Who saved who now, bitch!" The blonde practically yells.
Sasuke sighs and sees the briefcase in Naruto's hands and shoots the boy dead, before walking out of the small living room.
''So, when's the date?''