So, you want some originality? I'll give you an original story, telling the story you all know and love, with a few minor twists…
There once was a time I believed in ESPers, time travelers, and aliens. I searched long and hard for them, always believing that somewhere, they might be looking for me. Reality can be so cruel at times, and that fact hit me a few days before High School started. I abandoned all hope of finding them to fit into society. I had become used to the routine of this world.
At the first day of High School, I stood up and introduced myself to the class. I also apologized for all the trouble I had caused in the past and wished we could put those days aside. After I sat down, the student behind me stood up, brown hair waving slightly.
"I come from Higashi Jr. High," the student introduced himself, "Who I was is no consequence to you…"
No consequence?
"… but you can call me Kyon. My only interests are Espers, Time travelers, and Aliens. If any of you happen to know about them, we'll talk."
I didn't know it yet, but that day would ruin my life…
I am Haruhi Suzumiya, and this is my story…
Yeah… Think I should continue this?