Harry Potter: Revenge of the Death Eaters
(Spoof of Star Wars Episode Three: Revenge of the Sith)
Chapter One
To Rescue Remus Lupin
Twenty-year-old wizard Harry Potter was sleeping at Private Drive under the Dursleys' when he encounters a dream. He dreams of Ginny dying of pregnancy. This caused his scar to burn and wake up. Harry looks at the clock, it reads 8:00 a.m. and he hears the Dursleys arguing over Dudley's weight again. "Same as usual" Harry muttered. When Harry gets out of his room dressed, his Uncle Vernon comes to him. "Your friends are here to talk to you, the weirdos" Vernon snared. Harry went down the stairs hoping it's Ron Weasley to send to the wedding of Ron's older brother, Bill Weasley. It turns Harry was right, but Ron wasn't alone. He accompanied by the Order of the Phoenix. They weren't looking happy either. "Let us talk in private" Harry said. "Indeed, one could disguise as a Muggle" Mad Eye Moody said. They took a portkey and end up in the Order of the Phoenix Headquarters. "So this is the headquarters you've been building the month after school," Harry said. "Yes, it is Harry." Tonks said. "Unfortunately, our case is not about that" Moody said. "Where is Lupin?" Harry asked. "That is why you are here Harry. Listen to me carefully, Remus has been kidnapped by the Death Eaters." Moody pointed out. Harry was shocked. "But do no worry Harry. You and Ron are on a mission. You two are go to the Everlance Plaza which this portkey will take you. Remember Harry, do not be scared. If any Death Eater comes in your way, do not kill them! Stun them! This is it Harry, we are counting on both of you". Tonks said. Harry and Ron stepped up to the portkey and touched. Then the background of the OP HQ changes to a dark, gloomy, plaza. "I suppose this use to be a lively place before Voldemort took over" Harry said as soon as they got there. "Yeah, but where do you reckon we should go?" Asked Ron. "Hmm, I'm can feel a strong presence of Death Eaters over there. Harry said touching his scar. As they went to a haunted mansion, they are suddenly attacked by Death Eaters. Harry and Ron take out their wands and a bright light appears on their wands. The Death Eaters, however too, had wands with bright light (note: this is to resemble the light sabers). Harry and Ron dueled their way to the entrance; they both manage to stun all the Death Eaters. "I'll remember this!" yelled one of the Death Eaters before getting unconscious. "Not bad Harry." Ron said. "Same here Ron, same here. Now let's go inside!" When they went inside, they found Lupin tied around a chair along with Severus Snape. "Long time Potter!" Snape snarled. Harry pulls his wand-saber, "I'm ready". Then they engage in a duel. "You have gotten stronger Potter!" Snape said sarcastically. "I know" Harry replied. Finally Harry was able to cut Snape's arm. "Aaargh!" Snape yelled in pain. Harry finally cornered him. "Go ahead Harry, finish him" Remus Lupin said. "No, he shall have his soul removed at Azkaban" Harry said. "Come on Harry! He might kill on the way." Lupin urged. "And since when did you start supporting death sentence?" Harry asked. "Just go ahead, the Ministry of Magic won't know anyways," Lupin said. "Well, then Avada Kedvra!" Harry yelled. "I'VE FAILED YOU MASTER! AAAAH!" Snape yelled.