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At Dumbledores Funeral.

Ron and Hermione were hugging. Harry was Emo. Ginny was checking Harry out. The less important people I don't feel like typing were sad.

Than a big BLACK dog came out of nowhere!

"Oh my goodness it's a big BLACK dog!" said Seamus.

"IM ALIVVEEE" said Sirius like Mooshu in Mulan.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Shrieked Harry like a little girl

"What? Did you think I was dead or something?"

"Well, yeah, I thought you were dead!!! You fell behind that curtain and never came back!!!" Harry said while everyone else was still staring at the naked Sirius.

"Its not like that curtain was poisonous! It was JUST A STOOPID CURTAIN!!!! But it was my cover from Azkaban for a year or two. I didn't contact you because you left me stupefied behind the dang curtain!!!" Yelled the agitated butt-naked guy.

"I thought you were dead!!!! It's Tonk's Fault!!! She said to leave you there!!!"(Pointing at Tonk's)

"I don't care, blame me, it's all my fault, just PLEASE put some clothes on!!!!!" Yelled Tonks

"What? OH MY GOD!!!!! I'M NAKED!!!!!!!" Sirius bellowed as he pulled McGonagall in front of him to cover his naked front as everyone else throws his or her robes at him.

"So….what was the point of you coming here?" shouted a mysterious voice from the crowd

"Oh, right" He said while putting one of the robes on, "I came here to ask why on earth are you having a funeral for Dumbledore?"

"Because he's dead?" Luna asked stupidly.

"Look again!"(Pointed to Dumbledore behind him) Everyone in the crowd gasps.

"I did die Luna, but J.K. Rowling decided to bring me back to life because this is the seventh and last book and all." Dumbledore said.

Everyone now forgot all about Dumbledore being dead and they started running and screaming "Sirius Black! He's come to murder us all!!!

"OK…" Sirius said.

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