inspired by my friend's chip choices. I wrote this because it sounded like a fun story and i had this random thought. It will be a trilogy so, watch out for the next 2 wars!

IMPORTANT NOTE! READ THIS BEFORE READING THE STORY: The 14th member of the Organization in my story is named Bruixe. I got the character from my friend. She wrote an amazing story about Bruixe called The Last Nobody. so, read it. Bruixe is a fun character. and all props for the character Bruixe goes to my buudy, Jo. :D

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Chip Wars
Part I

Chip War I:

Location of Battle: Castle Oblivion, Hallway.

Time: 1800 hours.

Zexion walked into the pantry of Castle Oblivion and searched through the bags of chips until he found his Tostitos. He popped open the bag and took a deep breath through his nose, "Ahhh… Tostitos with a hint of Lime…" he muttered silently to himself. Zexion took a seat at a white table and began popping chips into his mouth with delight.

Zexion's face contorted as he tasted something strange that was NOT a Tostito. He spit it back onto the table and examined what peculiar taste had entered his mouth. As he looked at the specimen, his jaw dropped. It was a Flamin' Hot Cheeto.

"Axel!" Zexion said, frustrated, and his eyes searched the room for the red-haired freak.

Taking his Tostitos with him, Zexion followed the sound of faint laughter until he found Axel and Roxas hiding behind a door.

"Axel," Zexion crossed his arms and looked down at the troublemaker.

"Hey, it was Roxas' idea; I just went along with it." Axel raised his hand in the air in an attempt to seem innocent.

"And you tell me, who is supposed to be the superior of you two?" Zexion's eyes narrowed.

"Aw, don't be mad, Zex. It was just a little joke."

"A little joke that could have killed me! Your Cheetos are horrid!" Zexion exclaimed.

"Come on, Zex, lighten up." Roxas laughed as he flicked a Flamin' Hot Cheeto at Zexion.

Zexion dodged the Cheeto, as if it were a poison.

"Hey," A voice came from the hallway.

"Demyx?" Axel asked.

"EW! A FLAMING HOT CHEETO!" Demyx screamed and chucked the Cheeto back into the room it came from.

"See, they are gross," Zexion smiled to himself.

"I'll show you, Axel!" Demyx voice echoed through the hallway.

"Um…" Roxas looked at Axel blankly.

"I dunno," Axel shrugged.

"DIE CHEETOS!" Demyx screamed as Funyuns fell into the room like bombs.

"Demyx, STOP!" Zexion yelled.

"Yeah, Dem, cut it out!" Axel agreed.

"It's just a joke," Zexion mocked Axel's voice.

"Well, mine was only ONE Cheeto! Not a billion FUNYUNS!" Axel yelled.

"Demyx!" Roxas shouted and pulled out his own bag of chips. He pulled out a handful of Fritos and fired them back in Demyx's direction.

"What is this?"

"Luxord! Stop Demyx! He's crazy!" Axel called over the commotion.

"Demyx…" Luxord's voice came closer to the scene, "Demyx, ow! DEMYX! OW! STOP THROWING FUNYUNS!"

Zexion took out a handful of Tostitos and chucked them out into the hallway.

"EW!" Demyx and Luxord screamed together, "LIME!"
Roxas let out a sigh as the chips stopped falling, but then held his breath. Soon, Funyuns and Luxord's chips, Sour Cream and Onion Pringles, began flying through the hallway.

Roxas, Axel, and Zexion made their way to the hallway, dodging chips as they went.

Hey, Zexy!" Axel teased and chucked a handful of Cheetos at the back of Zexion's head.

"I swear, Axel…" Zexion growled.

"What are you gonna do? Scheme me to death?" Axel laughed.

Zexion spun around and chucked a handful of Tostitos in Axel's face.

"AH!" Axel screamed, "Lime! It burns!"

"Ow!" a new voice came into the hallway, "Dang it, Demyx and you're Funyuns!" Xigbar exclaimed, "…OW! Luxord! …Demyx! OW! … Roxas!? What was that for?"

Xigbar flung out his own snack, Bugles, and threw them from his fingertips into his fellow chip-flinging comrades.

"Ow!" Demyx exclaimed, "Xiggy! Bugles are sharp! I think that one broke skin!"

"Don't be a wimp!" a new voice called out to Demyx, "You guys are pathetic. Let us show you how to hurl a chip."

"Bruixe? That you?" Luxord asked. He had been temporarily blinded from the sting of the lime Tostitos.

"Yup. Me and Larxene." Bruixe answered.

"Bruixe, you don't seriously expect me to join in this pathetic raid do you?" Larxene asked, annoyed.

"Of course you are, Larxene! We gotta show these armatures who's boss," Bruixe smirked.

Larxene sighed but Bruixe simply grabbed her choice of chips, which were cheddar Ruffles, and began hurling them at the other members that were in the hallway.

"OW!" Demyx whined, "Ruffles can be pointy too!"

"Well, at least you aren't getting pelted with your stupid pointed Funyuns!" Larxene shouted as she threw a Sun Chip at Demyx.

"What is this about?" Xaldin's booming voice was a mere whisper in the commotion.

"It's Axel's fault!" Zexion accused.

"No, Demyx was the one hurling Funyuns like I was a freaking key bearer!" Axel accused.

"Well, if Zexion hadn't thrown lime crap in my eyes I wouldn't have to use self defense!" Demyx stated.

"You're self defense is throwing your freaking Funyuns at people!" Roxas grumbled.

"Well, if Axel wouldn't have made me eat a Cheeto, I wouldn't have thrown anything!" Zexion accused.

"Roxas told me to!" Axel protested.

"If I told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?!" Roxas accused.

"Well, Luxord hit me with a Pringle!" Axel stated.

"Don't blame this on me! Demyx was whacking me with Funyuns!" Luxord disagreed.

"It was self-defense!" Demyx yelled.

"Ow!" Xaldin interrupted the arguing with a shout, "Demyx!"

And with that, Xaldin was hurling his Nacho Cheese Doritos among the others.

"What is going on?" Marluxia, Vexen, Saïx, and Lexaeus all appeared at the battle scene.

All at once, nine members spoke:

"Demyx hit me with Funyuns!"

"Axel threw his stupid Cheetos at me!"

"I was using self-defense!"

"Bruixe brought me into this!"

"Zexion threw a freaking Tostito in my eye!"

"Demyx's Funyuns are annoying!"

"They were doing it all wrong!"

"I got hit by Roxas' Frito!"

"DEMYX!"

In the chaos, Vexen was hit with a Ruffle from Bruixe and a Cheeto from Axel. Marluxia was smacked by a Funyun from Demyx and poked by a Bugle from Xigbar. Lexaeus was whacked by a nacho cheese Dorito, a Sun Chip and a sour cream and onion Pringle. And Saïx was hit with a Frito and a lime Tostito.

Immediately, they got sucked into the battle and were being pelted by every kind of chip in every direction. They all eventually gave in. Saïx hurled barbeque chips, Lexaeus threw pizza flavored Pringles, Vexen had Cool Ranch Doritos, and Marluxia with Garden Salsa flavored Sun Chips.

"Bruixe!" Xigbar accused, "Hitting a dude down there is like cheating!"

"Suck it up, Xiggy," Bruixe laughed, "Ouch! Luxord!"

"Ow!" Saïx bellowed, "Demyx! I HATE Funyuns!"

"Ew! AXEL! Those Cheetos are like TOURTURE!" Demyx yelled.

"AH! Lime! It burns!" Axel screamed.

"Stupid Barbeque!" Zexion added.

"Die, Doritos!" Larxene screamed, "Cool Ranch AND Nacho Cheese!"

"Pizza flavored Pringles! GROSS!" Marluxia complained, "OUCH!"

"BUGLES!" Lexaeus grunted.

As chips were being thrown, tossed, hurled, shoved, and beaten into people, Xemnas was walking down the hall. When he examined the strange battle before him, all he could see was a blur of organization cloaks and chip crumbs being flown in every direction.

"What is the meaning of this?" Xemnas voice bellowed through the hallway, but no one paid any attention.

Xemnas sighed, "You are all so… idiotic…" as Xemnas finished his thought, a Tostito flew out of the battle and pelted him in the head, "Ok, you asked for it…"

Xemnas pulled out his own bag of chips and poured down a shower of original Potato Chips.

"Gross… they're too salty!" Marluxia moaned.

"Forget salty! They're pointy!" Demyx covered his head as the chips fell like rain.

"EW!" Axel echoed.

A simple "ow" was all everyone else could mutter as the salty chips pelted them all at once.

"OK! OK!" Xigbar shouted out.

"We give!" Roxas added.

"Cut it out, Xemnas! We're done!" Axel complained.

Xemnas stopped the downpour of his chips and watched as the members of his organization collapsed to the ground. They all slipped to the floor, which was covered in different chip crumbs. The battle had left every one of them exhausted.

"Is everyone alive?" Roxas called out.

"I think we lost Luxord," Xaldin called out.

"Nope," Luxord breathed, "I'm still alive… for now…"

"I'm dead…" Marluxia said.

"I think I'm good…" Bruixe mumbled, "But I'm going to just lay here until I'm sure."

"I second Bruixe's motion!" Vexen breathed.

"Anyone know why we're so tired?" Axel asked.

"I dunno." Bruixe let out a sigh.

"But that was rather… exhilarating… in a way…" Saïx admitted.

"Sure, sure," Xigbar muttered, "Exhilarating…"

"So… who won?" Roxas mumbled.

"Won?" Zexion breathed.

"It was a war. There has to be a winner." Roxas explained.

"And the winner is…" Demyx forced out the best announcers' voice he could manage.

"I think the winner is me." Xemnas laughed.

"Well… That sucks." Larxene mumbled.

"Yup." Axel agreed.

"Beaten by the Superior." Roxas sighed, defeated.

Axel rolled his eyes, "How original…"

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