Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or anyt… wait a minute, why do I even have to put a disclaimer? It's not like I'm making any money for it. Well anyway, I don't own Kingdom Hearts or anything else in this parody.
Sidenote- The writer of this fantiction is the brother of BlackWolfXIII
KH Madness
It was like any other ordinary day. Sora and Kairi were making out like it was an Olympic Sport. Kairi looked at Sora and said "Take me." But before anything happened between them, Mickey showed up and told Sora he needed him. Sora was really pissed off that that stupid frikin mouse ruined his moment and punt kicked his ass across Destiny Island.
Sora looked back to Kairi but then saw that a couple of dusks took her into a portal. "Xemnas you dirty son of a bitch!" Sora screamed. So Sora cast aside his keyblade and grabbed an MP5K, an RPG, 2 mini uzis, and a SPAS12 shotgun at a gun store. The cashier told him he didn't have enough to pay so then Sora tested his shotgun and blew the bastards brains out. Sora ran before the cops showed up.
So Sora went GTA and hijacked a gummi ship (the most retarded name ever) and flew to the world that never was. When there he saw the castle that never was and started running towards it. When he got to the skyscrapers he saw Riku getting beat up by the gang from clockwork orange. So Sora decided to help his friends and pulled out his MP5K and shot the little assholes. Riku said thanks and said he wanted to go with Sora to help kill Xemnas (he wanted revenge, Xemnas called his hair gay)
They made it up to Xemnas's chamber to see Xemnas watching Tosh.0. Sora shouted "bring it mansex!" and Riku said "time for revenge ya punk ass bitch.". Xemnas called on his greatest torture of all time… Justin Beiber! Beiber started singing and acting like a gay duchebag. But then Sora and Riku combined their 2 giant robots to create Gurren Lagann. The made a giant drill and pierced through both Beiber and Xemnas while shouting "GIGA! DRILL! BREAAAAAAAAAAAAK!" and it wiped thse two bastards off the face of the earth.
Sora saved Kairi and went to find a private place. They went to the top of the clock tower in twilight town but only to find Xion and Roxas making out in their underwear. "GODDAMMIT ROXAS!" Sora yelled. "mmmpphhhhh…. Mmmm…. (first come first serve bitch)" Roxas moaned. Sora got pissed and burned down Roxas's house. Then him and Kairi both got mad and went Bonnie and Clyde on everyone. Then the cops showed up to find 17 corpses. They searched for the killers but they never found them cuz Sora and Kairi fled to Mexico and lived happily ever after… until the hitman Roxas hired to kill Sora for burning his house down found him.
And there you go.