Ah, so random. Its almost 11 at night, and I though id whip up the shortest fanfic of my life. It's not my first fanfic, but it is my first One Piece fic I've put on here, so enjoy XD
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Memoirs of a Roronoa Zoro,
Zoro was going to be the best swordsman in the world someday, right besides his captain who would be King of the Pirates, Monkey D. Luffy. They were both pirates, with a pirate crew of 8 (himself and Luffy involved) They seemed to do well considering how this "captain" started out and the conditions in which he got these other crazy people to join, but the life of a pirate is filled with danger, no matter how much of a crew you've got, or if you got a crew at all. You didn't even have to be a pirate to be in some trouble. You just had to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, and it could easily be the end of you. Himself and Luffy… and the rest of the crew, knew this, and weren't afraid… most of them anyway. (Zoro couldn't exactly vouch for Ussopp on that matter, even though he was brave when he wanted to be.)
Fear… Zoro couldn't have fear. He would accept his fate no matter what happened. Become a swordsman. The world's greatest swordsman. If he should fail, then his life meant nothing. He made a promise. He wouldn't have fear, because there was nothing to fear… He-
"ZORO!" shouted a voice. Zoro was almost glad when he opened his eyes that there was a mob of orange hair blocking out the sun. He was almost glad, because his "happiness" dissipated when he remembered who that mob of hair belonged to. He tiredly looked up at the woman, who had her hands placed firmly on her hips, which meant she was going into witch-mode.
Does he still think there was nothing to fear? Of course.
"Luffy fell over board again. Go get him."
Zoro looked about the ship lazily "what about the stupid love cook? I'm sure he would literally jump at the chance"
Nami gained a tick mark "Your captain's drowning and you don't give a crap?!"
There was still no fear present. Yep, Zoro could easily deal with this. He had been in much worse situations… right?
"I didn't say that, I said maybe love cook could do it…. Or Ussopp."
The mighty sea-witch named Nami let loose a roar, then with inhuman strength, she grabbed the mighty Roronoa Zoro and tossed him in the assumed direction of the drowning captain "WELL I ASKED YOU FIRST SO DO IT!" she yelled after him.
Was that a spike a fear Zoro felt when he thought Nami was about to kill him in some horrible way when she had that look on her face when he was first grabbed? Of course not!
Women may not be feared by Zoro, but as he sailed into the water, a thought crossed his mind. 'Are they all that strong when they get mad?'
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No straw hated captains were drowned in the making of this fanfiction. XD
Its just a 15 year old girl at 11 o clock at night who wanted to type up something random because she had the next 13 days off from school X3 Happy Holidays everyone, and review! I know it isn't all that good, but I wanna know, what would you have done with this idea? And do you have any other ideas that I could make a decent One Piece fic with?
Also, any of you that aren't all bias about the pirate vs. ninjas (basically meaning you don't think that one group sucks and will totally be pwned by the other) please take time to read some of my Naruto works!