Disclaimer: I do not own Code Geass.
A/N: Kalloyd/Llollen = Kallen X Lloyd :P
Lloyd Asplund knew almost instantly that it was love at first sight for him.
That luscious, creamy skin...that deliciously curvy figure...those jiggling, shivering hips...so flawless and beautiful...it was all too perfect to be true...Lloyd was completely captivated.
Slowly, he leaned in to take a closer look...his entire body shivered with excitement, and his glasses fogged up with a haze...
"LLOYD!!! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY PUDDING CUP!!!" Kallen Stadtfeld snapped as she barged into the room just in time, bringing Lloyd straight back to reality.
Looking around wildly, Lloyd realized he was about to have shoved his nose right into a small pudding cup. "Huh...that was weird...I think I've been breathing in too many chemical fumes lately..."
"That's the last pudding cup, and I already called it, so it's mine!!" Kallen snarled threateningly. She put her hands on her hips and gave Lloyd a nasty glare. She seemed to glance quickly at her pistol every few seconds, as well. The bespectacled man sighed; why did all the women he come in contact with have to always be PMSing all on the time?
"Well...? Back away from the pudding cup, man!" Kallen exclaimed; she was really protective of her pudding, for some reason.
Suddenly, at that very moment, Lloyd had an idea. It wasn't exactly a good idea, but at least it would make things a bit more interesting for the time being.
Daintily picking up the pudding cup in between his fingers, Lloyd asked calmly, "So...this is YOUR pudding cup, you say?"
Kallen nodded. "Yes, it's mine...so give it here!" She held out her palm expectantly.
Much to her surprise and anger, Lloyd suddenly clenched the pudding cup close to his chest. "No..." he replied quietly, shaking his head, "I...don't want to give it to you..."
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!!" Kallen screamed, flames practically spewing out of her mouth.
Turning his back to her, Lloyd said, "Did you know that I'm sometimes called 'Earl of Pudding'? It's because pudding is my favorite food...and this just happens to be pudding...what are the odds?"
"Why are you acting like such a freak?! Give me the goddamn pudding, you bastard!! I haven't eaten in almost a frickin' week, and I'm starved!!! I can't keep fighting the Empire without at least a bit of food in my stomach!!!"
Lloyd let out an unnaturally high-pitched chuckle. "Oh, really? Then...how about...we just share it?"
"S-Share it...?!! Are you insane?!!!" Kallen's cheeks flushed beet red, and Lloyd turned back to her once again, smirking at the embarrassment on the young woman's face.
"Yes...we will share it...with our tongues..." Before Kallen could speak up, Lloyd plopped the small blob of pudding out of the plastic cup and onto the tip of his tongue, and stood there calmly, waiting for her to come over and help herself. Lloyd had never felt so devilishly seductive before in his entire life; it was a good feeling.
Kallen's entire face, even her ears, were now glowing brightly. "Y...You gotta be kidding me...you goddamn pervert...why are you doing this to me?!"
Lloyd waved her over with his forefinger, egging her on. 'C'mon,' he said silently, 'You wanted the pudding, didn't you...? Well, come and get it...'
"...Oh, goddammit all..."
Swallowing her pride, Kallen closed her eyes shut, and quickly dashed up to Lloyd. Placing her hands on his tall skinny shoulders, Kallen got on her tip-toes, sweat pouring down her face, and slowly, reluctantly, she brought her trembling lips near the pudding on the older man's tongue...
...and she later woke up in his bed, completely naked.
Sobbing loudly, Kallen buried her face in her hands. 'WHY DO I ALWAYS GET TRICKED INTO THIS...?'