Saiyuki Side Dish: Dinner
It was a pleasant evening and the Sanzo Ikkou are having a dinner along with Jef, Ren and Gaby.
Waitress: Good evening. May I take your orders sir/ma'am?
Goku: (holding the menu and he showed it to Gaby) Hey? What do you think? They look all tasty and delicious, dont you think Gaby?
Gaby: (eyes gleaming) YEAH! They look all yummy. I'm hungry!
Goku: hehehe...me too!
Gaby: We want all of it! (Shows the menu to the waitress)
Waitress: (sweatdropped) Well, okay then. Please wait for a moment.
Gojyo: Isnt that weird? That girly and that saru goes along well. What a lovely pair.
Hakkai: (chuckles) As you can see, Gaby san is just very fond of Goku. They're just friends.
Sanzo: (crossed his arms) what a weird thing to find out that there are two sarus that goes along well and both having similar behavior, attitude and likes.
Jef: Hahaha. Sorry for Gaby's behaviour. She's just a very cheerful girl, that's all. (Smiles)
Ren: (slaps her face with her hand) This isnt funny anymore. They're annoying and its embarrasing.
Gojyo: (wraps his arms around ren) Arent you happy that your pet and Sanzo sama's pet goes along well?
Jef: What's that supposed to mean? (Looks at Hakkai)
Hakkai: (smiles) Goku and Gaby had already built a steady friendship. Something like that.
Hakuryuu: KYUU...
Gaby and Goku: (singing) We're hungry and you know it like YEAH! (2x) (raising their hands and wave it in the air:)
Sanzo: (irritated, took out his paper and hit Goku and Gaby hard) WOULD YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP KONNO BAKA SARUS!
Ren: (heard Sanzo's words) What was that? I heard sarus and you are pertaining Gaby as a saru, you old grumpy attitude monk!
Gojyo: Oh my? I guess that Ren is very protective of her pet. (Laughs)
Hakkai: Gojyo, it is not the proper way of saying such things. You need to be more careful in whatever you say or else...(sweatdropped)
Sanzo: (anger marks appear at his temple) What's the problem with that? You can't even make your saru behave.
Ren: (irritated) Now look who's talking? In the first place, you should not took a profession like being a priest just now. You should be a caretaker of animals instead since you're good at making some discipline with your pet.
Sanzo: Dont try to lessen my patience onna!
Ren: (acting scary) Oh? I'm scared! Help me! Sanzo sama's gonna kill me. Sanzo, that's an old trick for kids and it wont work on me. Just admit that having that kind of attitude is a sign of aging.
Sanzo: Why you baka onna!
Ren: I'm not a stupid woman, you stupid man! You ill tempered and spoiled brat monk! BHE!
Sanzo: (totally irritated; glared at ren) Why you! On mani hatsu mei un, MAKAI...
Hakkai: (alarmed by Sanzo's chanting; cover his mouth with his hands) OH NO SANZO! Dont use the maten sutra on Ren.
Ren: (looks at Hakkai) Let him do what he wants. Like hell if I'm scared with that old man!
Gojyo: (laughs hard) HahahaXD, Ren just called Sanzo an old man. I just cant stop laughing. I'm gonna die, hahahaXD
Sanzo: (glared at Gojyo, point his gun at him) Do you want to die you damn perverted kappa?!
Gojyo: (raised his hands; sweatdropped) No. Thank you.. (stopping himself from laughing by covering his mouth)
Ren: (Arched her eyebrow) That's how an old man always act. Just admit that you are no longer young Sanzo.
Sanzo: (glared at ren; totally irritated) Be thankful that Hakkai covered my mouth or else..
Ren: Or else what, you corrupted monk?
Jef: (merely looking; drinking tea silently)
Gaby: (pulled Jef's sleeves) Aren't you going to stop Sanzo and Ren? Seems that the situation is not that too normal.
Goku: Yeah Jef. I'm afraid that they're having so much trouble now with each other.
Jef: (chuckles and then smiles at Goku and Gaby) You dont have to worry about them. That's part of getting to know each other thing when someone wants to befriended one another.
Gaby and Goku: (chorus) Now we know! (Smiles)
Hakkai: (chuckles) I guess, Jef is somehow right... (sweatdropped)
Gojyo: (still laughing hard LOL XD)
Ren and Sanzo: (both irritated and glared at jef) SHUT UP YOU GODDAMN DIMWIT!
Waitress: (arrived) Sorry for the long wait. Here's your order. (Stares at them then sweatdropped)
Goku and Gaby: YEY! Food! Here we come!
Gojyo: For heaven's sake, please somebody stop me, I just cant breath. I'm gonna die. Hahaha..XD
Goku and Gaby: Yum! Yum! Yum!
Sanzo and Ren are still arguing.
Hakkai: (bow down) Well, I would like to apologized and that would all be for now...
Goku and Gaby: (waves hands) BYE BYE :P
FIN...