It sure had been a busy week for the Akatsuki, they mostly were gone all the time recently but Olivia didn't mind; she knew it was their duty to do so and missions came from Pein and Madara like all the time recently.

Interesting how it works but missions meant more battle experience and money, so she made sure to at least have a nice hot cooked meal for them when they returned…..usually having to guess since there's no time limit.

At the moment she had just finished cooking and was resting her eyes on the couch when she heard a small noise in the kitchen. Cocking a brow she looked that way but it wasn't heard again, so shrugged it off.

Everything seems to creak or make some sort of noise when no one is here, typical.

The woman actually almost dozed off until she heard someone calling her softly, almost singing.

"Rise and shine my lovely blue eyes~"

Her eyes snapped open and slowly turned her head to look whose familiar deep and velvety voice it belonged to.

Blue orbs met mesmerizing chocolate brown and a playful wide smirk. "Hey sweetcheeks. Miss me?"

"Lexy!?"

He groaned and pursed his lips, "It's Samaru!" "Oh….right sorry. Um, why are you a guy? You didn't drink another potion again did you!?"

The sexy man chuckled and stood up, revealing he was still wearing those damn low-cut tight ass jeans, but this time with a button up shirt with the sleeves rolled just above his elbows and NOT buttoned at all to show off his masculine torso.

Olivia tried to stop staring but Samaru noticed and licked his lips, unnoticed by the woman before purring, "Don't worry I did no such thing, I just felt like being a guy that's all."


His friend seemed to by it and asked him politely, "Makes sense. Are you hungry? I have plenty of food cooked."

He leaned down and stroked his cute friend's face, "You're so polite and courteous, another reason why I'm drawn to you, but yes, I am hungry."

Her cheeks turned a slight shade of pink before those sapphire eyes lit up, being unwillingly drawn to the seemingly glowing chocolate orbs.

Oh yes, he forgot to mention one more important detail aside from desiring to be a male again; he's a vampire again! Not a half-breed like before but the real deal.

"Sa..Sama….you…" He silenced the woman with a gentle kiss, trying to restrain himself from his animalistic instincts and keep it slow, straddling her with a low moan.

Eyes half lidded with lust, he never stopped gazing into those sparkly orbs, keeping her drawn in even though he didn't have to; this was just for kicks since he wanted to try it out and the woman was reacting SO beautifully.

Pulling away and sucking on her lower lip, he smirked to see her face so acquiescent with no resistance like she normally would if she knew he was going to rape….such a harsh word…..get intimate with her.

Samaru nibbled on her neck, eyeing almost glowing a fiery red from the anticipation of the delicious blood underneath the delicate skin. He growled, "Olivia~ Want me to bite you?"

No answer, but a quick squeeze to her behind made her squeak and murmur, "No." That grin grew wider that she still had some fight in her, but not for long.

He suckled on the skin even more, rubbing his palm between her legs coaxing, "Are you sure about that?" Whimpering softly she nodded instead of speaking, shivering when he licked a slick trail up her neck.

He decided to seduce her some more until she agreed since it was really fun and turning him on to no end; but his plan was short lived.


"GET THE FUCK OFF HER!"

The vampire was quick to avoid the death stab of Hidan's scythe, aimed to perfection as to not injure his lover, as Samaru leaped straight up into the air and landing gracefully on the floor with a frown.

Kakuzu furrowed his brows at the teen and grumbled, "Explain Lexy." The priest gawked when realization hit him; he didn't notice it was the brunette's male form until the miser clarified.

The vampire snarled, "It's Samaru and I'll be back."

He cast a low possessive growl at the helpless woman on the couch, which did NOT go unnoticed by the zombie pair as he vanished in the blink of an eye.

Kakuzu let out a heavy sigh, going to his lover and inspecting her. "Olivia? Are you alright?" She groaned, "Ye..Yeah."

He slowly turned her head to check her neck but luckily there wasn't any bite marks on either side. "That's a relief."

Hidan snorted, "What the fuck is going on? Is Lexy a half-breed again?" Olivia shook her head and sat up, "I don't think so, but from what just happened there's no doubt she's a vampire."

The priest groaned and rubbed his eyes, "Not the fucking vampire thing again." "Looks that way, but only one way to find out; Sasori."

*After they ate their meal, being persistent her lovers ate it since she said she was fine just horny, but wanted no relief much to their dismay.

"Aww how come babe?" "I just don't feel like doing it that's all." "But…." "Hidan, drop the subject would you?" "Agh fine!"


It wasn't too long after when everyone came back, some later than usual but heated their supper and ate happily. Kakuzu informed them of what they knew so far before Sasori checked his cameras.

He came with a sigh, rubbing a hand through his red head hair, "Looks like Lexy is indeed Samaru again but this time a full-fledged vampire, not like what occurred before."

Kisame smirked, "I rather like the idea of my kitten as a vampire again." Itachi smiled, "It has its perks but sadly this situation is just as bad as before."

Deidara nodded, "Exactly. From what Danna told us she used that jutsu and purposely turned herself into a vampire like Tobi did. She must've wanted to be Samaru again considering she's a male one un."

The boy blushed and Zetsu rubbed his hand affectionately, "At least we know she'll be persistent like my Tobi was." "Rather hot if you ask me."

Kakuzu rolled his eyes, "That's the damn problem! She's targeting Olivia and will stop at nothing to get her and then who knows what other schemes she has."

Madara nodded, "She would have other objectives to be sure but just in case, in spite of the heavy load of missions, at least two should remain here to protect her."

The woman sighed, "You don't have to do that you know, it's not that big of a deal."

Hidan scoffed, "Like fuck it isn't! I'm not going on any fucking missions knowing that some depraved and hot vampire is trying to fuck you!"

Kisame chuckled, "Nicely put Hidan."

Tobi asked, "How are you planning the pairings Madara?" "Simple, Sasori and Zetsu will be partners since they do work well together, everyone else sticks with their own."

Kakuzu arched a brow, "What about you?" The elder raven chuckled, "That's a silly question; you know I mostly go solo on missions with the exception of Zetsu."

The subject was put to a close and they would just have to wait until the feisty teen's jutsu wore off.


*The next day everything was quiet, everyone was gone aside from Olivia, Tobi, and Deidara.

Quite frankly, they were bored beyond recognition, leaving Olivia groaning in worry because yet again, she's a target for a vampire.

"First Tobi, then Kisame when he was possessed at Halloween, and now Lexy. Do I have a 'Drink me' sign on for vampires or something?"

The blonde laughed, "That's a good one but I would say you do, but don't worry it'll pass un." "I guess."

She got up and headed towards the bathroom when the artisan followed her, "Uh, what is it Dei?" "I'm not taking any chances with you leaving by yourself, it never seems to go well and someone magically pops up un."

"You have a point, but turn around all the same."

*Tobi sighed and went into the kitchen at this point to get something to munch on when a melodious voice got his attention.

"Hello Tobi~"

The boy whipped around, embarrassed that he didn't even sense his presence at all, "Sa…Sammy."

TBC:

I know I was planning on finishing at least one other story but this one has been in mind and couldn't get it out, but at least it's going to be hot XD