Just a little Christmas story I wrote a few years ago. Please R/R. I don't own Lupin the 3rd, only Monkey Punch does.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Fujiko gave to me…
Twelve wads of cash
Eleven getaway cars
Ten treasure maps
Nine trips to jail
Eight STDs
Seven calls to Zenigata
Six bullet wounds
Five blow jobs
Four calling cards
Three disguises
Two handfuls of tits
And one good roll in the hay
By Arsène Lupin The 3rd