Disclaimer:I don't own Ranma 1/2 , Death's Head and all the other stuff in this story.
In the beginning...
Ranma Satome looked at the training ground is father had dragged him to. It filled with small pools. Something about all those pools made him uneasy. Of course that wouldn't stop his father from fighting here.
Genma attacked and was thrown into one of the pools. What happened next shocked Ranma. A panda leaped out of the pool he knocked his father into. The Panda Genma knocked Ranma into a pool..however Ranma managed to leap off a figure he hit mindair. The bannada wearing person Ranma yelled but Ranma wasn't playing any attention to him as he tried to land on solid ground.
However a bannada hit him and threw his balance off slightly and Ranma fell into a pool. And what emerged wasn't a red haired girl. The form reflected the afternoon light harshly, and it looked and sounded enraged. Genma saw his life flash before his eyes.
***
A year later...
Soun Tendo looked at the teen that stood before him with a box. Then he heard the teen's name.
"The agreement that your father and I made go forth!" he yelled and started crying like a dam shot with a missile.
"If its a marrage then my answer is no" Ranma said.
"WHAT?" Soun bellowed.
"You're might be the first family pop might have made that argeement with...but you weren't the last" Ranma said. "Besides I'm a freelance peacekeeping agent as well as a martial artist"
" A BOUNTY HUNTER?!" Soun bellowed using his Demon head.
"Don't ever call me that if you want to live" Ranma said with a tone so icy it could freeze lava. "Anyway I have to be going...I have things to do"
Soun shivered. "Even the master didn't scare me as much as when he said that" Soun thought.
Kasumi walked out of the kitchen to see what who her father was yelling at. She looked at the boy and saw a kind and gentle soul..under a greedy, sarcastic, angry, arrogant, self centered barrier.
"OH my" she said blushing at the rather..interesting(or rather interested) look he was giving her.
"On second thought I might stay after all" Ranma said.
***
Akane came back home from jogging and heard some strange noises in the dojo. She entered the dojo and saw a boy flying and strafeing her training dumbies with ki bolts. Then he landed and obliterated a pile of 20 bricks with a Burn Knuckle.
Akane was equal parts impressed, frightened and furious. Impressed at what that boy had done. Frightened at what he had done. She was furious that he , a perverted boy, could do that and she couldn't.
He teleported behind her and said "You need more training if you want to do some of the stuff I just did"
Akane nearly jumped out of her skin.
"I'm the greatest martial artist in Nerima! "She yelled.
"I've been trained by guys that have never even heard of Nerima" Ranma said. "And some of them can blow up mountains with a single kibolt" he added.
Then Ranma walked out of the dojo, as Akane stood there stunned.
***
Ranma wondered what weird beings inhabited his home reality as he jumped rooftop to rooftop.
He and his cursed form had been to many realities and fought with and againist a lot of people: the Transformers, Unicron, Dr. Who, the Fantastic Four, the Dragon Claws, She-Hulk, Iron Man of 2020,The Z Warriors,Deadpool, Wolverine,Cable, Nate Grey,the Sailor Scouts and the Sailor Senshi,the Ronin Warriors, Terry Bogard, those digidestined(to do what..even they didn't know) and their Digimon, Lobo,Megaman, the Avengers, those Pokemon and that United Federation of Planets. And from some of them he and his cursed form had gotten some upgrades and new moves.
Then suddenly he found several short skirted girls infront of him. Ranma sighed. He had little respect to teenage girls wearing short skirts, posing and yelling out speaches and having no hand to hand combat skill(or weapons). Sailor Saturn being the only exception.
"Get out of my way since I don't want to play, yes?" Ranma said. At the back of his head his cursed form's personality approved of his use of his trademark line.
Then they started their intro speach.
"I am Sailor Moon, I am the champion of truth of justice and in the name of the Moon...HEY! Stop that!" she said when she noticed Ranma give her an obscene hand gesture(that involved his middle finger).
"Well that shut up you up..say where is Tuxedo wimp at?" Ranma asked.
"Tuxedo Kamen will be here soon enought" Sailor Moon yelled.
"Out of my way...I know where you live Usagi" Ranma said as Sailor Moon's eye's expanding to the size of the Earth's moon.
Suddenly Sailor Pluto appeared behind Ranma and whispered "Death Scream".
Ranma punched the attack away. He smirked for a second.
"Look I have more important things to do..like find a good office to set up shop" Ranma said.
"But you're messing up the time line!" Sailor Pluto yelled.
"I hope you didn't work for the Time Keepers...cause my other half has managed to impress a dark god with his resistance and never give up attitude." Ranma said and added" and I don't care about what you're building..even if its some 'perfect' society..which is really some fantasy since there is no such thing as a perfect society"
With that Ranma started to fly..and flew away.
***
A dark energy being started to plan for his revenge on the boy/robot that beat him. He saw how her could use the hate the Sailor Senshi had against him.
***
Ranma flew around Toyko, when he saw something that he only vaguely remembered.
"Home"he muttered and landed at the front door. He knocked and saw his father, who wet himself and tried to bolt.
"Hello pop...fancy meeting you here" Ranma said coldy.
"Genma who is at the door" Nodoka asked.
"Just your son" Ranma said and added"isn't that right pops"
"Yes..this is Ranma..though he's cursed by a demon" Genma said.
"I never noticed a resemblance" Ranma said feeling slight deja vu at the demon refereance to his cursed form.
"Is his curse like yours Genma?" Nodoka asked.
"Yes" Genma said.
Nodoka splashed her son with cold water..and he changed into a 7 foot tall robot. A robot that wore green boots, a green and yellow tunic, a red cape, and brown gloves. He also had a pair of extremely small horns on his head.
"Yes well I'm Death's Head, freelance peace keeping agent and a mechaniod" Death's Head said.
"Death's Head?" Genma said.
"Your son Ranma and I are bonded on a physic level..and I really,really,really don't like you so don't annoy me or you're a dead man,yes" Death's Head said.
Genma wondered if even Happosai could defeat Death's Head.
Death's Head got some hot water out of subspace and poured it on his head.
"Well mom I've had some interesting adventures once I got away from pop..." Ranma said as he threw Genma outside. It was then that Ranma noticed a black cat with a strange mark on its forehead.
"Hello Luna" Ranma said calmly before sending the cat flying with hurricane force gust of wind.
***
Ryouga Hibiki smiled. "So you finally come home" he said.
Then then had to duck as a cat flew past him.
***
Shampoo got hit with a flying black cat. She saw her airen hit the thing with some new attack he learned.
***
Ukyo thought she saw..Ranma? How did he that wind attack? Her smoke flour bombs would be worthless in a fight if he could do that...
***
Author's notes: Why did I do this? Well I like Ranma and I like Death's Head. I also like Hung Nguyen tales where Ranma is more or less altered from the anime/manga version(and ussally crossed over with some other anime). So why not tip my hat to that kind of story where Ranma now turns into a greedy,anrgy, sarcastic, self-centered mechaniod(Death's head kills people that call him a robot) when splashed with cold water. Which can travel between dimensions..which really means anything can and will happen. *evil laugh*
In the beginning...
Ranma Satome looked at the training ground is father had dragged him to. It filled with small pools. Something about all those pools made him uneasy. Of course that wouldn't stop his father from fighting here.
Genma attacked and was thrown into one of the pools. What happened next shocked Ranma. A panda leaped out of the pool he knocked his father into. The Panda Genma knocked Ranma into a pool..however Ranma managed to leap off a figure he hit mindair. The bannada wearing person Ranma yelled but Ranma wasn't playing any attention to him as he tried to land on solid ground.
However a bannada hit him and threw his balance off slightly and Ranma fell into a pool. And what emerged wasn't a red haired girl. The form reflected the afternoon light harshly, and it looked and sounded enraged. Genma saw his life flash before his eyes.
***
A year later...
Soun Tendo looked at the teen that stood before him with a box. Then he heard the teen's name.
"The agreement that your father and I made go forth!" he yelled and started crying like a dam shot with a missile.
"If its a marrage then my answer is no" Ranma said.
"WHAT?" Soun bellowed.
"You're might be the first family pop might have made that argeement with...but you weren't the last" Ranma said. "Besides I'm a freelance peacekeeping agent as well as a martial artist"
" A BOUNTY HUNTER?!" Soun bellowed using his Demon head.
"Don't ever call me that if you want to live" Ranma said with a tone so icy it could freeze lava. "Anyway I have to be going...I have things to do"
Soun shivered. "Even the master didn't scare me as much as when he said that" Soun thought.
Kasumi walked out of the kitchen to see what who her father was yelling at. She looked at the boy and saw a kind and gentle soul..under a greedy, sarcastic, angry, arrogant, self centered barrier.
"OH my" she said blushing at the rather..interesting(or rather interested) look he was giving her.
"On second thought I might stay after all" Ranma said.
***
Akane came back home from jogging and heard some strange noises in the dojo. She entered the dojo and saw a boy flying and strafeing her training dumbies with ki bolts. Then he landed and obliterated a pile of 20 bricks with a Burn Knuckle.
Akane was equal parts impressed, frightened and furious. Impressed at what that boy had done. Frightened at what he had done. She was furious that he , a perverted boy, could do that and she couldn't.
He teleported behind her and said "You need more training if you want to do some of the stuff I just did"
Akane nearly jumped out of her skin.
"I'm the greatest martial artist in Nerima! "She yelled.
"I've been trained by guys that have never even heard of Nerima" Ranma said. "And some of them can blow up mountains with a single kibolt" he added.
Then Ranma walked out of the dojo, as Akane stood there stunned.
***
Ranma wondered what weird beings inhabited his home reality as he jumped rooftop to rooftop.
He and his cursed form had been to many realities and fought with and againist a lot of people: the Transformers, Unicron, Dr. Who, the Fantastic Four, the Dragon Claws, She-Hulk, Iron Man of 2020,The Z Warriors,Deadpool, Wolverine,Cable, Nate Grey,the Sailor Scouts and the Sailor Senshi,the Ronin Warriors, Terry Bogard, those digidestined(to do what..even they didn't know) and their Digimon, Lobo,Megaman, the Avengers, those Pokemon and that United Federation of Planets. And from some of them he and his cursed form had gotten some upgrades and new moves.
Then suddenly he found several short skirted girls infront of him. Ranma sighed. He had little respect to teenage girls wearing short skirts, posing and yelling out speaches and having no hand to hand combat skill(or weapons). Sailor Saturn being the only exception.
"Get out of my way since I don't want to play, yes?" Ranma said. At the back of his head his cursed form's personality approved of his use of his trademark line.
Then they started their intro speach.
"I am Sailor Moon, I am the champion of truth of justice and in the name of the Moon...HEY! Stop that!" she said when she noticed Ranma give her an obscene hand gesture(that involved his middle finger).
"Well that shut up you up..say where is Tuxedo wimp at?" Ranma asked.
"Tuxedo Kamen will be here soon enought" Sailor Moon yelled.
"Out of my way...I know where you live Usagi" Ranma said as Sailor Moon's eye's expanding to the size of the Earth's moon.
Suddenly Sailor Pluto appeared behind Ranma and whispered "Death Scream".
Ranma punched the attack away. He smirked for a second.
"Look I have more important things to do..like find a good office to set up shop" Ranma said.
"But you're messing up the time line!" Sailor Pluto yelled.
"I hope you didn't work for the Time Keepers...cause my other half has managed to impress a dark god with his resistance and never give up attitude." Ranma said and added" and I don't care about what you're building..even if its some 'perfect' society..which is really some fantasy since there is no such thing as a perfect society"
With that Ranma started to fly..and flew away.
***
A dark energy being started to plan for his revenge on the boy/robot that beat him. He saw how her could use the hate the Sailor Senshi had against him.
***
Ranma flew around Toyko, when he saw something that he only vaguely remembered.
"Home"he muttered and landed at the front door. He knocked and saw his father, who wet himself and tried to bolt.
"Hello pop...fancy meeting you here" Ranma said coldy.
"Genma who is at the door" Nodoka asked.
"Just your son" Ranma said and added"isn't that right pops"
"Yes..this is Ranma..though he's cursed by a demon" Genma said.
"I never noticed a resemblance" Ranma said feeling slight deja vu at the demon refereance to his cursed form.
"Is his curse like yours Genma?" Nodoka asked.
"Yes" Genma said.
Nodoka splashed her son with cold water..and he changed into a 7 foot tall robot. A robot that wore green boots, a green and yellow tunic, a red cape, and brown gloves. He also had a pair of extremely small horns on his head.
"Yes well I'm Death's Head, freelance peace keeping agent and a mechaniod" Death's Head said.
"Death's Head?" Genma said.
"Your son Ranma and I are bonded on a physic level..and I really,really,really don't like you so don't annoy me or you're a dead man,yes" Death's Head said.
Genma wondered if even Happosai could defeat Death's Head.
Death's Head got some hot water out of subspace and poured it on his head.
"Well mom I've had some interesting adventures once I got away from pop..." Ranma said as he threw Genma outside. It was then that Ranma noticed a black cat with a strange mark on its forehead.
"Hello Luna" Ranma said calmly before sending the cat flying with hurricane force gust of wind.
***
Ryouga Hibiki smiled. "So you finally come home" he said.
Then then had to duck as a cat flew past him.
***
Shampoo got hit with a flying black cat. She saw her airen hit the thing with some new attack he learned.
***
Ukyo thought she saw..Ranma? How did he that wind attack? Her smoke flour bombs would be worthless in a fight if he could do that...
***
Author's notes: Why did I do this? Well I like Ranma and I like Death's Head. I also like Hung Nguyen tales where Ranma is more or less altered from the anime/manga version(and ussally crossed over with some other anime). So why not tip my hat to that kind of story where Ranma now turns into a greedy,anrgy, sarcastic, self-centered mechaniod(Death's head kills people that call him a robot) when splashed with cold water. Which can travel between dimensions..which really means anything can and will happen. *evil laugh*