"Kyle, hold still!"

"No! I don't want to!"

"Then how am I supposed to straighten your hair?"

"You don't!"

Kenny pulled the burning straightener from my hair and stood in front of me with a pretend sad look on his face, "But Ky! I wanna straighten your hot Jewfro!" He wined and stomped his feet.

I crossed my arms and gave him a small smirk. "If you think its so 'hot' then why do you want to straighten it?"

"Because," he rocked back and forth on his heels. "I wanted to see what you look like with your hair straightened."

I raised an eyebrow, "Why?"

He grinned stupidly, "Just cause…."

I rolled my eyes and shifted on the bed.

"Please?"

"Ughh.."

"Pleeeeeease?"

I stayed silent, looking around the room as he looked up at me with puppy dog eyes "Pweeese?" He batted his eyelashes at me

I sighed, "Fine.."

His face lit up with joy as he jumped into the air, "YAY!"

"Why do I let you do these things…"

"Because you love me!" Kenny makes kissy faces at me.

"you're a retard…" I sigh

"Yeah, but I'm your retard~!" Kenny laughs.

I roll my eyes, "Just straighten my hair already."

"Oh so now your going to let me do this willingly, eh?" He raises his eyebrow.

"I'm going to let you do it, but im not going to be a happy camper…"

Kenny takes a clump of curls and slides the burning strightener through it.

"Ow." I flinch

"It's not that bad." Kenny laughs and takes another clump.

"Yes it is! OW!" I yell as he straightens another clump, "OW!"

"God, all you do is bitch and moan." He sighs and straightens another clump of my curls

"SHUT UP! OW! MOTHERFUCKER YOU BURNED ME!" I growl

"I did not!" he straightens another clump, "I'm done~!" He hands me a mirror

"GAH! What the hell! I look like a girl!" My hair straightened is down a little past my shoulders and my big, green eyes and my somewhat famine facial fetchers make me look extremely girly.

"I think you look sexy!" Kenny winks at me

"Pervert…"

"You know you love me anyways~!" he kisses my cheek

"Yeah, I do.." I smile

A/N: Ashley (SouthParkFan8) started writing this but she didn't know how to finish it so I did! I wrote most of it I started at: "why do I let you do these things.." till the end and ash is the rest! XD thanks for R&Ring!