Squirrel
Totally random
By No one specific
"Leon?" Axel asked.
"Yeah?"
"Is that your real name?"
"No."
"What's your real name."
"What's it to you?"
"Just wondering. I'll tell you my original name if you tell me yours."
"Fine."
"Lea."
"Isn't that a girl's name?"
"Yes. I know that. My anagramed name isn't that much better. Axel... who wants to be named Axel? Why couldn't I be Alex or Elax or something like that. Noooo. I had to be Axel
--45 minutes of ranting later--
"Anyway, what's your name?"
"Squall."
"Your name's Squirrel??"
"I'm not names Squirrel; I'm Squall."
"You're a Squirrel??"
"No! My name's SQUALL!! GET IT IN YOUR HEAD!!"
"I've only got it memorized that your a squirrel named Squirrel. Got it memorized?"
"AGHHHH!!"
So what actually happened was I was talking on the phone with my friend (The Key 2 Eternity's Limits) and the phone line was breaking up. We were talking about Leon and I mentioned his real name was Squall. She heard me say squirrel, and then we got a kick out of saying him introducing himself to someone who can't hear him very well. Then she said that it'd probably be Axel trying to mess with his head (lovely, right?).
So, The Key 2 Eternity's Limits, this is for you. I'm not sure if it's good, but whatever. I wrote it in five minutes. Please review!
Love,
No one specific