"Avada kadavra!"

"Expeliarmus!"

I can't believe ! My curse backfired. With disarming charm alongside. I close my eyes believing that if boy is speaking truth i will die. But i forgot that I still have my time turner from DoM battle with me. Around my neck. With time turner hourglass right in front of my heart . Yes i have one. So instead of striking me the curses strike hourglass.

And then pain .

And dark .

The last thing I hear is Potter screaming. Serves him right.

Then after long time of darkness and pain I hear voices. Pain stops and I see bright light. Am i in after life. Surly after life don't smells like hospital.

"You have a beautiful two sons Mrs. Potter."

Wait a minute! Two sons! Mrs. Potter! I look up and there is unmistakable Lily Potter nee Evans. Bundle front of me is Harry Freaking Potter

AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH

"He has a voice." Smile doctor." What is his name again. "

"I was thinking about Tom."

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

Of all disgusting muggle names mudblood must choose Tom

TOM!

I don't know what is happening but death is minute from minute more appealing.

Or this after life after all and this is my version of hell.

When you are baby you don't have much to do, so i have plenty of time to think about my situation. Apparently i was a twin brother to Harry Potter. Younger brother on top of that. Universe hate me . Maybe just maybe this was my punishment. Maybe

Hourglass! That is it. With combination of two curses and my link with Harry Potter is this possible. But how .

Meh, this is magic. Almost all is possible.

Gurggglgl.

Ah Harry Potter. Is time for feeding.

Because being baby mean you are unable to talk and ask questions , I canot ask what the freaking hell is going on, listening is my best option. You will be surprised what people speak in front of baby. Especially Sirius a.k.a. Mutt. This is before mudblood shush him. But whatever apparently there is another grown up me and war is raging on. Go me.

Who is my little tommy boy, yes you are.

The first thing I going to do when am old enough to hold a knife is to stab mutt in sleep.

Sirius Orion Black if you ever again call my tom like he is dog i change you in one . permanently.

Aw Lils don't you know that he already is one.

My father is a idiot. And blood traitor.

Hey Lils Prongs we come to see little pronslets.

Who in right mind do permission to werewolf to hold your baby. Eh at least he is not crazy like Grayback. And he holds Harry. What leads to…

HOLLY SHIT IS PETER PETTIGREW!

The rat holds me. The disgusting traitor. What leads to… I am the Potter spawn. I and Harry ,when i start referring Potter Harry, are the spawns who is another me is after. And Potter demise is holding me. Oh irony. I try and struggle in his grasp, somehow try to point his dark mark.

Oh he is a wild one.

I glare at my idiotic father. Am i mention that he is a idiotic stag. Yes hes animagi form is stag. A stag. Who need to be a stag.

I try bite Peter who still holding me.

Oh how adorable, he like you.

No I don't . It was that hard to be a baby the first time around. Thank god I don't remember.

"Can I try and hold Tom."

Not a werewolf, not a werewolf! Say no say no…

"Of course you can."

Mudblood. This is my first word when I finally can speak again.

Then annoying 10 minutes droling over me and Harry, they are finally gone.

Some days later comes another visitor. Dumbledore. Now this is person who I hate.

"Can we offer something professor. Tea maybe"

"Yes, I think that better rather both of sit down. "

"What is it professor."

"I made grave mistake." Ha you made many grave mistakes!

"I think that Voldemort is maybe out there for you." Is Lord Voldemort, LORD.

"Why you think that professor"

"Because of prophesy. That state that child born to parents who trice defied him born at the seventh month dies will destroy him."

Wait a minute, they talk about prophesy. I or Harry now have both the criterion for this. Oh irony again, I maybe will be doom of myself.

Later that night …

"We have to go into hiding."

"Yes we cannot risk Harry or Tom."

So we go into hiding. We move into one house to another , Longer than we move more the dread rise outside of me. Please not move to Godric hollow, please don't make Pettigrew for secret keeper. Please go for Longbottoms .Please go for Harry first. But no nobody was listening my silent plea. We move in Godric hollow, made Pettigrew the secret keeper. Aaaannnddd…

SOOOO….

"Lily hold Tom and Harry and run, i try to hold him…"

SHIT

Chapter 2

"Please no Harry, Please no Tom , kill me instead."

How touching. Listen to her and kill her and spare us, no better me.

"AVADA KEDAVRA"

Start with Harry, yes good boy start with him,…

"AVADA KEDAVRA"

Killing curse go for both of us. Poor I and another me. This is painful. I clearly remember this pain. Potter brat start crying. Ow, my forehead is bleeding. The first thing when I go whatever that old buger Dumbledore ditch us, is to look in mirror, to see what kind of scar I have. I hope its not a lightning bolt.

Then my morbid thugs are gone when I see that traitor Snape hugging death body of Lily. Ewww.

Then he is gone and there are Sirius and that oaf Hagrid. I mean is this a death spot or there is free deliver of cloths and food. How many peoples will come. Oh only this three. Sirius is angry and Hagrid is crying! And is wiping his face with pink handkerchiefs !

Dumbledore is even more of rocker, if trust us the saviors of the Wizarding world to Hagrid and his, no Sirius motorcycle, to go where. To Harry no, us relatives.

So we go. Harry falls, finally asleep. And I pretend that i am sleeping. Soon we are in Surrey.

"This are the worst of the worst muggles, are you sure that you want leave them here."

Wait a minute, worst of the worst! If halfblood old Minnie is saying that, Dubledork that mean something.

"Oh they will be raised away from fame. This is also because blood wards."

Oh stupid blood wards. Like they matter. I refuse to live here. But no who will listen to an infant. So they placed the basket with us in front of doorstep with letter and few heating charms. Not even bother to knock on the door. What are we, saviors of wizarding world, or piece of garbage.

Harry is still sleeping thus. Not by my will I slowly drift in sleep to.

Next morning

In morning I wake up because of brain piercing scream.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA"

This horse faced woman is sister of Lily. Jish, no question that they never speak with each other

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Oh shut up you bloody women."

I scream. Isnt speaking the nicest thing.

Petunia POV sort of

Petunia woke up in another perfectly normal day. Her Duddykins was still asleep, Vernon to, and all was perfect. She think maybe I invite the most respected ladies in neighborhood to tea. If she have ini tini bits of six sense

She will be know that today is not the ordinary day. But no this six sense is for abnormal people. So she go to the door to fetch milk perfectly calm.

What she see on the doorstep froze her blood and she scream.

Then… Oh shut up you bloody women.

Normal POV

"What is Pet, are you and Dudders okay."

Dudders! Who in the fresh hell is Dudders. Then I see a whale of a men, who I assuming is her husband. But who in the right mind will be marrying this creature.

Harry start crying people start looking and I glaring at everybody . We are send inside. Then Pet start reading the letter with the whale. She become more and white, meantime the whale is in interesting shade of purple. Is almost funny. Just almost.

"So this… this freaks want to care for spawns of your sister. What right they have to do this to us normal respectable people. "

I snort. Oppss, they are looking. Harry meantime is stop crying and have curious look on his face.

"And this is call me to shut up."

"WHAT"

"I don't know what my sister teaching this freaks."

"This disrespectful little freak. "

You don't deserve to live. I silently think. And I will kill you at first opportunity. They show us in cupboard. A cupboard. I almost feel sorry for other Potter. I think I now know why is he hate me with such a passion. Besides that I kill his parents. And try to kill his friends.

Here in small cupboard is dusty and dark and bunch of spiders. Shame that they are not snakes. Maybe then I have intelligent conversation, I am lacking one of these.

"I hungry", says Harry

I pinch him. He start crying. I hope that will muggles maybe start thinking aint don't know THE KIDS DON'T GO IN CUPBOARD!

"SHUT UP you for no god menace." Whale is looking inside of cupboard, Harry is now almost the same shade of purple like whale.

"We are hungry" I say

"You listen up, you will eat when we think is time for this."

"No, you will listen, muggle or we do hell lose with our voices." I pinch Harry again, this time more rough.

"AAAAAAWWAAGGHHHH"

Good boy, this Harry. I don't believe that is possible be that shade of purple. For whale and Harry.

"What are doing this freaks, Vernon pumpkin."

Vernon, so this is name of whale. Funny I was half expected name like Moby Dick. Pumpkin, now this is image I don't need.

"That freak", now he is pointing at me,"is even more unnatural than other."

I glare at him, for calling me freak, again. Have he no better imagination. But then again he is stupid even for a muggle.

"Yes I know I am smart now fed us."

So we are in crib with little pig, what is his name again Dudder, Diddykins, who try to pinch and punch us. I do all this back, and do that look like is Harry doing. Opsss, now is he crying. Whale and horse face are now screaming at Harry who start crying to. Ah shit. My life officially sucks. I live in human zoo with pig, horse face and whale, I am doom of older me, and the worst I am infant of blood traitor and mudblood, twin brother of my arch nemesis in my old life. Are one year old so tired normally. I have to sleep.

Petunia POV

This morning was…. Terrible, no worse –weird. First she find two infants in front door, then she learn that there are her sisters kids, that her sister is death, no murdered and they are forced to care for her spawns. One of them was so unnatural, much more than other. What one year old speak threats, swearing and know so much words and glare. This look, she shudders.

Maybe the next day he will be normal. If not they stamp freakiness from him. Both of them. They are not allowed to hurt or distress her Dudders, like they do today.