Chapter 1: Welcome to our Restaurant!
It all started on that one day when Giannini came into the room, panicked.
"Boss, it's horrible!"
"The tuna was horrible!? I'm so sorry! I asked them to give me a fresh one but they're liars so of course they didn't do it! I'm never buying from them again." I said.
"No, it's not that. Wait a minute, tuna!?"
"You didn't get the tuna? I asked Hibari-san to deliver it to you."
"Tsunayoshi Sawada, he ate it, that sneaky bastard. I hope he gets food poisoning." A voice said.
"Oh well, anyway how the hell are you even here Mukuro?! Aren't you supposed to be locked up in Vindice!?"
"I escaped."
"The hell!?"
Mukuro smiled at me. Then I noticed him flashing his skirt. A , it's a dress. Why does he have a dress on?
"Oh, Tsunayoshi, where are you looking?"
"Why the hell do you have a dress on?"
"I'm a waitress."
"Oh god no. NO. NO. NO."
"We don't have enough waitresses. I'm the perfect fit!"
"I'd rather have Yamamoto do it."
"He's busy making food with that kendo stick of his."
"I'll bite you to death Mukuro." A familiar voice said. It was none other than Hibari, the manager of this restaurant. Well, at least that's what it said on his shirt.
"Wait a minute. Hibari's the manager. Yamamoto's making food? Why is he making food? What waitresses? What's going on here?"
"Oh, before I asked Giannini if we could make a restaurant to gain money. He said it was a great idea." Mukuro said.
I AM SO CONFUSED.
Anyway, so now here I am, sitting in the HQ.
"So boss, we're going to make a restaurant!?" Gokudera asked, no, shouted.
"A ha ha, Gokudera, you didn't know?" Yamamoto said cheerfully.
"Shut up, baseball freak."
"Well, yeah, we're making a restaurant. Hibari's the manager, Yamamoto's the cook, you and Ryohei are waiters, and Mukuro and I are waitresses."
"Oh I see boss. Wait, Mukuro?"
"Yes, Mukuro."
"Isn't that a wonderful idea, darling~?" Mukuro said, in a somewhat girlish way.
Gokudera puked. After we cleaned up Gokudera's puke and sent him to the emergency room, I continued the meeting.
"Now, we have to think of a menu."
"Wait wait wait! What about Lambo-san!?" Lambo asked.
"Oh, you're going to be our … our … um … mascot! That's right, mascot!"
"Lambo-san doesn't want to be a mascot!"
"Deal with it." Hibari-san said.
"Anyway, back to the menu, does anyone have any suggestions?"
"Let's make tuna parfaits, tuna cookies, and everything with tuna!" Yamamoto said.
"Why tuna?" I asked.
"That's because I specialize in tuna."
"Tuna parfaits sound gross." Hibari-san retorted.
"No let's take it TO THE EXTREME!" Ryohei said, punching the wall. A huge hole appeared.
"Wonderful. Now we're going to have to make more money to repair the damages." I said.
"As the manager I REFUSE. I'll come up with the menu, you herbivores."
"But, Hibari-san, we have to work together or else -" I started.
"Say anything more and I'll bite you to death."
"Didn't say a word. Who said a word? It definitely wasn't Tsuna." I replied back.
So, just like that our restaurant was created. Was it a success? I hope so.