AN:Not to be taken seriously.

"Headmaster, 'they' come again." Professor Glynda goodwitch informed the Headmaster of Bacon.

"Now, is the time again?" Ozpin sigh, he really should have expect them to come again really. Slowly he took a sip of his coffee, not really in a hurry to deal with this problem. It started ten years ago, first time someone intrude beacon property when the initiation exam start.

"Headmaster, may I ask why our school attract delusional psychopath every time we do an entrance exam?" Yeah, even Glynda was tired of this, for some reason those people always disrespectful to her, like an angsty bitter teenager.

"I don't know Glynda, I don't know." Ozpin shook his head, and steeled himself. "Bring him in." He order his loyal friend.

Glynda simply nodded.

Ozpin took a sip of his coffee once again as the door to his office opened with a resounding crack.

"Wohooooooo! Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze Uchiha Senju Kurama Nara Akimichi Inzuka Ototsuki Kaguya Yamanaka Aburame Hyuuga Hatake Sarutobi Hagoromo Chionoke Yuki Iburi Kamuzuru Shimura Fuma Hoki Tsuchigumo Shiin Kuhaku Yotsuki Shirogane Rinha Amagiri Ryu Yota Taketori Hirasaka Kedoin Tenro Wasabi Kodon Kagetsu is her!" The loud and arrogant voice come the person with a messed hair color that look like he took a paint of red and yellow and dumped on his head standing in front of the door.

Ozpin calmly took a sip of his coffee once again. He sigh internally, it always start like this every semester. Someone intrude an exam, meeting him and arrogantly declared their very long name and expect him to give them shelter.

"Naruto, let me ask you straight. Why are you intruding my student exam?" With that question the boy with messed up hair smirked cocklily.

"Well, I was fighting Madara Uchiha when all of my friend decide to betray me and-"

"Send you through a portal?" Ozpin cut him out.

"Yeah, those-"

"Bastard decides that you was too dangerous to be left alive?" Ozpin continue his sentences.

"Yeah, they hate-"

"You because of the demon inside of you." Ozpin took a sip of his coffee.

"Would you stop cutting me out!?" The boy eyes turned red.

"No." Ozpin stare at him right in the eyes. "Tell me why you are here?"

"Uhh" Naruto look confused.

"I hope you don't expect me to give you a shelter after you intrude a very important exam, trespassing into school property, causing much property damage and antagonizing the staff?"

"Hey, I save your student from those monsters!"

Ozpin look at him like he was an idiot and sigh as he took another sip of his coffee.

"Believe me , those exam were done in a controlled environment and the staff would be ready to resque any of the trainee that deemed to be unfit, the exam also showed them on how their daily work as huntsman and ease them into it so that they don't panic when thing go south."

"..."

"Now, if you excuse me, please get out of my office and do not disturb my school again." Ozpin calmly motion to the door.

Naruto silently leave the office.

"That was fast." Glynda enter the room.

"Sadly, I'm getting used to this." Ozpin sip his beloved coffee.

AN: This is a parody of X get teleported into Beacon during entrance exam. Seriously, why would Ozpin accept and less likely offers people who trespass his property, intrude his exam and act all high a mighty? Seriously, there are even a fic where Ozpin beg this character to stay even though he say no.