The Girl With The Horns - Chapter 1:

I Like Pie.

One would think that if you saw a swirling clump of black abyss, you would either ignore it on run away ninja style.

But not me!

Oh, and guess what happened? I ended up unconscious. Amazing story, really.

First off, I think I should introduce myself. My name is Amaya Hikaru. Ages 16 years, soon to be 17. Tall, average weight, long brown hair, blue eyes. Just your ordinary fanfiction, K-pop and anime obsessor. I have a shitballs past but prefer not to talk about.

I shall now tell you my awesome ninja-duck story, straight from the llama-book of awesomeness.

You see, one fine summers day, I was peacefully skipping along the yellow brick road (seriously, it's yellow) when suddenly, something caught my eye.

"WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD! THE WONDERFUL WIZ-…eh?" Blocking my path was a thick, smoky type of…stuff on the ground. As explained beforehand, the normal human being would choose to ignore it or run away. May I add that I am a highly intelligent being, and nowhere near normal.

"OH MY FUKIN GAWD! IT'S A BLACK HOLE!" I yelled. I sprinted up to it at full speed and jumped. Weee! Right into the unknown substance.

Please, do not judge me.

"…Eh?" Sitting cross-legged in the blackness, I looked around confusingly, realizing that a black oversized ant-like creature was crawling out of the ground. Naaw, fudge crackers.

I'm a major Kingdom Hearts fan, just thought you ought to know.

"Why hello there little heartless. Watcha doin on this fine day?" I cooed, patting the heartless on the head.

It bit me.

I patted it again.

It bit me again. Only harder.

"OWW! YOU SON OF A PRAWN CRACKER!" I started sinking into the darkness, as it coiled itself around my body. I TRIED trashing around, but it didn't seem to work.

"Rape!" I made an attempt to scream for help. I think it helped somehow, because I fell unconscious.

Young ones, do not worry. For this wasn't the only amazing thing that happened to me on the summerful day.

I was falling in strange blackness, until I finally found the ground, revealing to be a stained glass type of stage. On the stage was a picture of Snow White.

Maybe I shouldn't have had those magic mushrooms for breakfast...

So much to do…so little time. Take your time, don't be afraid…The door is still shut.

"Oh! Hur-ray! Let me guess, soon you're going to be telling me that I'm going to have to save the world by carrying around a giant key as a weapon?"

Your path is not the path of a Keyblade bearer. Look in the mirror, and you will see.

Sure enough, a mirror appeared and I looked into it.

"HOLY CRAP I HAVE CAT EARS!"

The horns of a diclonius. Your path will be difficult, you must be prepared.

"Oooh…right. So instead of whacking around a key, I get to blow up peoples bodies! Nice!"

Three platforms appeared in front of me, one with a sword, the second with a shield, and the last one with a staff.

Power sleeps within you. If you give it form…It will give you strength. Choose well.

Humming a random tune, I skipped up to the platform with the staff.

"Now, how the hell do I get on this thing?" Hey, I'm not a freaking acrobat like Sora, or Riku. With much effort, I eventually rolled onto the platform, and took the staff in my hands.

The wisdom of a-

"Yeah yeah, whatever. I get it." I sighed impatiently.

Is this the power you seek?

I nodded and lifted the staff above my head.

"I HAVE THE POWER!" I sang, and started pelvic thrusting. Sadly, the staff disappeared in a bunch of sparkles.

"Naaaw."

Your path is set. Now, what will you give up in exchange?

After about 10 minutes, I had gotten onto the platform with the shield.

The power of a guardian…

"YES I GIVE UP THE FREAKING SHIELD!" Do I have anger problems?

In a bunch of sparkles, again, the shield went ka-pewy, and the whole stage shattered.

More falling.

I landed on a stage with a Cinderella picture.

"A dreaaaam is a wiiiish your heart maaakes!"

… Is that wrong song?

In the middle of the stage were about 20 barrels and wooden boxes.

You must learn to use your strength well. Your vectors are your strongest weapon.

"Vectors…? Oh! WOOOO! I GET VECTORS BITCH!" I started making an attempt to shuffle, but fell on my ass.

"Owwy…"

Do not lose sight of your path.

"Right! Concentrate Amy!" My eyes narrowed, twitched, and I summoned up my vectors. Four, five meter, invisible arms stretched out and slashed through the barrels and boxes, as easy as breathing.

"Simple as pie!"

Oooh…yummeh! I love pie! I like apple pie…meat pie…chocolate pie…triangle pie…

I'm think getting off topic.

Good work. Although, things will get harder before they get easier.

Replacing the barrels and shizz were numerous weights, all different sizes.

"Oh god..."

Unenthusiastically, I lifted the weights with my vectors, and some with my actual hands, for about 10 minutes. It was lots of fun, trust me. They eventually disappeared, and around 10 heartless neoshadows popped out from the ground.

"RAWWWR!" Casting random spells, and slicing my vectors through their puny bodies, it seriously took my around 5 seconds to kill them all.

"Loverholic, robotronic! Loverholic, robotronic!" I sang, dancing a victory dance.

Once again, the stage shattered and I was falling into bottomless doom. Doom I tell you! DOOOOM!

To tell you the truth, falling into bottomless, unknown doom was starting to get pretty fun.

Only this time, I didn't stop falling.

So I was falling…and falling…and…OMG! Guess what! More falling!

"Hey…Uhm, Mr Voice…?" No reply…someones bitchy today.

After what seemed like 3 hours, I landed on another stage. It had a picture of Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Since nothing had popped up, and that disembodied voice wasn't speaking to me, I started dancing and singing.

"Even if I try to avoid you, I can't find a place to hide. I'm trapped by you, who I can't even deny. If it was love, if you really loved me, don't do this to me. Her whisper is the Lucifer!"

Now is not the time to be reckless.

So now you talk to me…geesh.

"OH! So what, after falling for about 3 hours into bottomless DOOM, I'm not allowed to sing a Korean song?"

…

"RACIST! RACISSST!"

I have warned you about the road ahead. Take care, and be aware.

"Hey that rhymes!"

Before I knew it, heartless were covering my body. I swear I saw something come out of my chest and float away.

Damn you Walt Disney.

What do ya think? :) I had lots of trouble naming this story...

I got the idea for this while I was listening to 'Lucifer' by SHINee. I highly reccommend you listen to that song. Its awesome.

Things might be helpful a tad if you looked at some pictures of 'Elfen Lied'. Which is a story about a Diclonius and blah blah blah. But, BE WARNED! Elfen Lied Contains a whole lotta gore and some nudity... just saying.

I'm hoping for this story to have a bit of romance, but I'm not sure who with or whatever.

Disclaimer: I dont own Kingdom Hearts or Elfen Lied. I DO own Amaya, though.

P.S. Im probably going to upload the next chapter real soon...Please Review! XD