Here is what happens when I read a bunch of fan fics where the authors are irritated by Kate's stubbornness to not let down that wall that keeps her from Castle. This is a Total Crack Fiction story. Hopefully it will give you guys a laugh.

The Caskett shippers were growing restless. Time was slipping away, week by week, month by month. Still the walls remained as impenetrable as ever.

Yes, walls. Because there were two walls these shippers was dealing with. One was affectionately referred to as "the 4th wall," the wall between the reality the shippers lived in and the fantasy world Rick Castle and Kate Beckett lived in. That wall didn't bother them so much. If the other wall would come down, most would remain quite content to remain behind that outer barrier. The other wall was built by Kate Beckett herself. The shippers referred to it by many different names: stubbornness, idiocy, denial, fear...The names went on and on, translated into a multitude of languages. For these shippers came from many countries and spoke many different languages. Granted, the majority may be from America (although there were some doubts about that) but there were hundreds, thousands, possibly (or probably) millions of others from around the globe.

Those that were able watched as their beloved detective was shot on that heartbreaking Monday. (Although some had to find creative ways to be able to watch their favorite duo, since they didn't have access to the simple means others did, namely, Castle Mondays.) Most cheered when they heard their favorite writer finally admit his feelings. They all groaned in unison when the detective denied remembering anything later when Castle visited her in the hospital. Many grew angry when months passed-although to them it was mere minutes-and there was no contact between the pair they referred to as Caskett.

Finally, they'd had enough. The rumblings started in the East Coast of the US and swiftly spread to the West. From there the discontent grew in volume and within hours wrapped around the globe.

Most were surprised when they realized they were suddenly standing in front of a wall bigger than the Great Wall of China. Even those who didn't get to watch the focal point of their obsession until days later were in attendance.

Natalie Elizabeth, referred to by her friends as Nat, was one of those shippers that had to wait until WEDNESDAY (how cruel was that?) to see the latest on Caskett. Lizzie, who had been on the verge of weeping and wailing and gnashing her teeth when her beloved detective went down, quickly filled the other girl in. Similar conversations were taking place throughout the wave of humanity.

It didn't take long for most of them to realize what it was: the 4th wall. The fact that there was a giant '4' rising majestically above it had a lot to do with it. The sight of the number was familiar to the majority of them. The aqua color of the '4' made the shippers smile. Somehow they instinctively knew the color was a blending of the color of Caskett's eyes.

It was surprisingly simple to get through that first wall. By chanting "Always"-even those who didn't know English recognized the power of that word-and banging on the structure, they made it come down with a resounding crash.

Anything that might cause division among them became irrelevant. Age, ethnicity, gender, religion, none of it mattered. They were all unified in their purpose to FINALLY demolish the wall that had been causing them such grief.

For YEARS they had waited for Castle to break down the wall that imprisoned their favorite detective. Castle had made chips in the wall, certainly. There were even missing boards scattered about. (The shippers knew this because some of those pieces were directly on the other side of the 4th wall.) But the shippers had been banging their heads against that wall for so long that not a one of them could remember living without excruciating migraines.

With heads throbbing unmercifully, they made their way to their destination-the 12th precinct and the wall of one Detective Kate Beckett.

So, what did you guys think? Please R&R.